Saturday, January 20, 2024
These cannot be trolls. . .
Thursday, January 18, 2024
Tuesday, January 16, 2024
The Glass Palace Revisited: did this book change, or did I?
THE
The Globe and Mail books section January 16, 2001
Review by Margaret Gunning
The novel opens in 1885 with an ominous
rumbling sound, “unfamiliar and unsettling, a distant booming followed by low,
stuttering growls.” Only one person in
the marketplace of
As usual, the canny young survivor’s
instincts are correct. British soldiers
have invaded the royal city of
The irony here is that the King and Queen
are respected and even beloved figures in
Before the royal couple are sent away to
Rajkumar seems to represent the human will
to survive – and even thrive – even under the most adverse conditions. Destined for success, he goes to work for his
friend and mentor Saya John in the teak industry, eventually creating a kind of
empire of his own.
Meanwhile, in
When Rajkumar meets Dolly again in
Ratnagiri years later, she is little changed, “a prisoner who knew the exact
dimensions of her cage and could look for contentment within those
confines.” This odd stillness gives her
a rare sort of power, as for the rest of the story she will become the eye of a
hurricane of world events. When Rajkumar
and Dolly finally marry, there is a satisfying sense of resolution. But where a lesser novel might have ended,
this one is just getting started.
There are several strands of story that
radiate outwards from the golden couple.
When Uma’s husband the Collector dies, she reinvents herself
dramatically as a world traveler and, later, a political radical for the cause
of Indian self-rule. Her nephew Arjun,
first an eager young recruit in the British Indian army, undergoes a huge
upheaval in conscience when he realizes that serving the oppressor (and thereby
gaining some personal status) is morally indefensible.
The bond between Uma and Dolly is further
cemented when Uma’s niece Manju marries Neel, one of Dolly’s sons. The other son, Dinu, falls in love with
Alison, the granddaughter of Rajkumar’s old mentor Saya John. (At the end, Ghosh takes us nicely up to the
present day when Dolly’s granddaughter Jaya embarks on an internet search to
find her uncle Dinu, now a very old man.)
Though all these interconnections are complex, the skeins of story never
become tangled due to Ghosh’s awesome gift for storytelling, which includes an
ability to cover tremendous ground without shirking on intimate details.
This is a novel brimming over with ideas, exploring the ways we cooperate with our own oppression, the nature of exploitation, the dehumanizing effects of racism and dispossession, and the miraculous way in which a change of consciousness (as with Uma and Arjun) can eventually alter the course of history.
Ghosh is so adept at entertaining us with
his big, rip-roaring story that we barely realize we are being
enlightened. Through his characters he
delivers some powerful punches, as in this exchange between Arjun and his
friend during World War II:
“ ‘As colonial masters go the British aren’t
that bad – better than most. Certainly a
lot better than the Japanese would be.’
‘In a way the better the master is, the
worse the condition of the slave, because it makes him forget what he is.’ “
The way Ghosh drops in jarring little
references to British culture is masterful.
At one social event on a rubber plantation in
The highest calling of a writer is to serve as the conscience of humanity. Ghosh’s writing is so saturated with conscience that it transcends all but the best historical works. (The author lives up to his convictions. He recently turned down a shot at the prestigious Commonwealth Literary Prize on the grounds that the very existence of a “Commonwealth” smacks of the old imperialism.) In THE GLASS PALACE Ghosh has created a work of literature that deserves to become as permanent as all the maddening, beautiful paradoxes of human nature.
BLOGGER'S UPDATE. So did this book change, or did I? Re-reading it in 2024, it hardly seems like the same scintillating epic I rhapsodized about in this review. I wrote it for the Globe and Mail in 2001, and naturally, the passage of more than 20 years has
changed my perspective on practically everything. Though I was kind of
pleasantly surprised at the review itself and thought it was well-written, not to mention a fair summation of this ponderous doorstop of a book, it nevertheless just lands completely differently with me now.
I’m making my way through it as my bedtime reading, which is in part designed to bring on a peaceful slumber. Thick books are appreciated, mostly novels and biographies. My husband jokes that I buy my books by the pound. But these days, finding anything truly well-written sends me back to the stacks and things I've read before, at least once. The Glass Palace isn’t exactly making me sleepy, but I’m finding it much harder to get through. In fact, it's a bit of a trudge.
This means that my poor cat Bentley has to listen to me fist-pound and curse and yell, "NOT ANOTHER ONE!" every couple of pages. What does the man mean, and why won't he tell us? The only reason I don't throw the book across the room is that it's just too heavy to lift.
So is The Glass Palace a period piece, and if so, from what period? Hard to say. Sweeping sagas are harder to sell nowadays. All I know is that I'm glad I don’t have to go through the laborious process of reading and then reviewing it again. I only had two weeks, no matter how long the book, one week to read and one week to write, making copious notes all the while. Then I had to get it in on the dot, then wait three or four weeks for it to actually run so I’d be paid my $250.00. (Not to mention the $50.00 "kill fee", which was all I'd get if they decided not to publish it.)
"Do they PAY you for that?" would be the incredulous query. When I said yes, then I'd get, "How much?" If I made the mistake of telling them, there were two possible responses:
"THAT much?" (with a doubtful expression), or
"Oh. (Long pause) Is that all?"
The whole idea of making money for something as rarefied and esoteric as WRITING is still pretty foreign to most people. I feel liberated now in that I do not need to answer to ANYONE, I can just launch it out there whenever I feel like it, and though I’m not exactly paid for the work I do on my blog, it’s still pleasant and gratifying for me to keep working on it. In fact, if it isn't pleasant and gratifying, I won't do it. Every week, I get several comments from readers all over the world (I got one from New Zealand before breakfast!) on blog posts I wrote in 2012 or even earlier, which makes me realize my stuff is “out there” – very much out there, if I google my name and location or one of my book titles.
Well, this thing is getting almost as long as my Globe review, but at least I don’t have to go back and fine-tooth-comb it for errors and length. Nobody has to approve it. I think the upshot of it all is, I’m a lot less inclined to want to plough through a book that is basically pretty heavy going, with characters that don’t exactly jump off the page, a dated viewpoint, and dozens and dozens of unfamiliar words that are never defined.
Hell, I ain’t got time any more! I’m almost seventy, and back when I was in my youthful forties I felt I had all the time in the world. I didn’t, of course, but making my way through this museum-case of a novel is bringing it home to me that I have absolutely NO time to waste. On anything. Not even on a book as large and impressive as this one. Dr. Zhivago for the Far East it might be, but that's without Julie Christie and Omar Sharif and that magnificent musical score.
And I'm not going to be reading Zhivago any time soon. I've heard it's an awful bore.
Friday, January 12, 2024
💗TIGHTLACED BEAUTY: Victorian Corset Queens in Advertising and Art💗
I love Victoriana, and in particular the gorgeous gowns women wore. Due to their sheer weight and volume, I doubt if these sumptuous creations would work WITHOUT a tightlaced corset to anchor them. And if this was the result, it must have been worth the discomfort! These are some of my favorite images collected over the years, including the glorious ads depicting women in "health" corsets (and even an "electric" corset - can you imagine?)
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Monday, January 8, 2024
Captain Multi-Paw and the long, long stretch!
Bentley is my favorite subject, and he really does seem to enjoy being the centre of attention. In this one he stretches out SOOOOOOO long that his back feet are suspended in mid-air. We also get a great view of his multicoloured paws and fuzzy pants.
Tuesday, January 2, 2024
A Festival of Cormorants on Como Lake
This day there were FIVE of them roosting on a single log. One seemed to have a bit of fishing line on it, but I hoped it wasn't doing any damage. Birds are such mysterious creatures! Every time we go anywhere to birdwatch, it's a different experience.
I saw a large brown duck with NINE ducklings at the end of the summer - the wrong time to hatch out your young, but there they were. This duck was, I believe, a khaki Cam pbell, a large domestic bird raised for meat. It must have escaped the barnyard and mated with a wild mallard, as the babies were an interesting hybrid of fluffy yellow and mallard-ish mottled brown. Then, all at once, they disappeared, and I have never seen them again.
We saw five white domestic ducks at Burnaby Lake, along with several gorgeous doves, but like the others, the numbers dwindled and they eventually disappeared. We also followed two large domestic ducks, likely a mated pair, for several years, before they also vanished, likely eaten by predators. All part of nature, where bird eats bird, but hair-raising nonetheless.
Monday, January 1, 2024
HAPPY 2024 from FEROCIOUSGUMBY!
HAPPY NEW YEAR from ferociousgumby! I thank all my 17,800+ subscribers for making my life a little more fun, a little less humdrum, and a lot more incomprehensible – just like this channel! What started off as a teensy-weensy baking and crafts channel in 2011 has so far received more than 14 million views. All the best of 2024 to EVERYONE who watched, and especially to EVERYONE who didn’t!
Sunday, December 31, 2023
Saturday, December 30, 2023
The rabbit hole of memory (bitter and sweet)
Going down
the rabbit hole of vintage photos, I found this one, and it has a story behind
it. Not long ago I had a friend request, and was amazed to see it was from
Derek Pritchard, who dated my sister Pat in the late 1960s. It was nice to see
photos of him again, as he looked hale and hearty – but yesterday I read the
sad news that he had passed at the age of 86. While I tried to absorb this
shock, I found this Christmas photo again – one of those crazy
I am sometimes asked, “Where were your parents in all this?” My Dad is the one who took the photo, and my brother Walt (lying on the floor) filled and refilled my glass, usually with stiff gin and tonics. I still remember that Rose's Lime syrup and how I'd taste it the next day when I threw up. The feeling was that it was something of an honor for me (10 or 15 years younger than everyone else) to be able to participate with the grownups like this. Derek was just about the only one of my sister's many boy friends who did NOT hit on me. One of them, 36 years old and married, actually dated me several times in full knowledge of Pat, who blew off my fears of pregnancy with, "Oh, it doesn't hurt to have a little smooch and a snuggle after a date." He sent me two dozen roses once, and my parents wordlessly set them down on the dining room table. Quite a bit of this was worked into my second novel, Mallory, though I had to tone it down quite a bit to make it believable.
COPY THE PENGUIN!
Wednesday, December 27, 2023
Christmas Candids 2023
Tuesday, December 26, 2023
Ethically-culled chicken and other Yuletide delights
Ethically culled chicken from the family coop with extra helpings of re-heated misery - and a blood diamond bracelet wrapped under the tree: It's Christmas at the Sussexes' (at least, according to KENNEDY!
By Kennedy For Dailymail.Com
Published: 12:32 EST, 25 December 2023 | Updated: 02:18 EST, 26 December 2023
It's Christmas at the Sussexes'!
As North Polian gusts slip and sigh their way to Montecito, little Archie and Lilibet's sustainable stockings are bursting at their hempen seams.
The Duchess wakes later than usual - no early morning emails to staff today (it's their holiday too, she says empathetically).
A quick final check of the mailbox confirms a festive sadness: cards from Jay Z, Bey, the Beckhams and miscellaneous family members have indeed been lost in transit.
The table is laid by Harry - weary from the hard past year he's had, notably publishing his ghost-written memoir in January.
Turkey's out - instead it's ethically culled chicken from the couple's garden coop.
Place mats are replaced with excess copies of Meghan's best-selling picture book The Bench. (#Recycling hack!!)
While side dishes of betrayal and woe are re-blended, reheated and served with extra helpings. (Bought from Palestinian-owned stores only).
House rules: Don't mention Spotify, Coronation or car chases.
Auntie Oprah slides into the mix and - despite recent rumors of a cooling in relations - I'm happy to report she isn't seated out in the cold.
Here's Doria and Tyler Perry, too - rocking up in a Hertz electric-car rental.
And what Royal Californian Christmas would be complete without raucous parlor games?
Enter Omid Scobie, Target's answer to a court jester.
Charades is so stuffy Sandringham, he says. Fantastical fire-side storytelling is much more modern. The more stupendously make-believe the better.
And so Omid knits a yarn so hysterically phoney and bold, the Sussex family clan fashion matching cardigans and beanies.
These prove perfect for a post-lunch walk on the beach, where they launch ships in bottles to those less fortunate across the globe who aren't lucky enough to have Netflix, newspapers, access to the internet or really any way of hearing H&M's grumbles of grievance.
Back home it's time for gifts under the family spruce - felled from a private jet-offsetting forest.
For Harry from Meghan, a tube of Dr Freud's favorite todger tincture and a new necklace (his last one broke - don't ask how!).
For Meghan from Harry, a stunning tennis bracelet of shimmering blood diamonds.
For the children, a tough lesson that good things come to those who wait, marry rich, or star briefly on Deal Or No Deal. (That's something Meghan learnt from Mandela.)
Beware: a grinch! Samantha Markle pulls up in an Uber armed with gift-wrapped court papers addressed to her sister. How cruel to treat a sibling that way, Harry says.
Now it's time for the King's speech.
But just then, gathered round the 100' flatscreen, Harry reclining in his hand-carved reclaimed-mahogany throne with vegan pudding in hand, the cable goes out. The TV plunges into darkness.
Asked why she was seen with wire cutters by the fuse box, Meghan says recollections may vary.
And so, in lieu of Charles's festive message, they turn to draw up this year's naughty list of people who have wronged the Duke and Duchess of righteous indignation.
Enemy No.1: The Evil Media. (WAAAGH!)
Enemy No.2: The entire British public. (Colonizers!)
In lieu of Charles's festive message, they turn to draw up this year's naughty list of people who have wronged the Duke and Duchess of righteous indignation
Also included: Bill 'f***ing grifters' Simmons and Disney, who continue to refuse to offer Meghan a well-earned lead role.
Looking ahead to the new year, H&M mentally prepare for another twelve months of being begged for content, lifestyle guidance, therapy advice, and thoughts on how to live in truth.
A 2024 relaunch of the The Tig/Instagram/Suits spinoff/general good works? Just you wait - and wait!
All that's then left is a toast to success, wealth, celebrity friends, humility and freedom.
Sometimes you're just so happy that it hurts.
Friday, December 22, 2023
Bittersweet: jingle bells and broken hearts
Tuesday, December 19, 2023
Battle of the Christmas Beatles!
Sunday, December 17, 2023
. . . And that's called. . . sad.
I'm gonna hide if she don't leave me alone
I'm gonna run away
Don't!
'Cause you can never go home anymore
Listen, does this sound familiar?
You wake up every morning, go to school every day
Spend your nights on the corner just passing the time away
Your life is so lonely like a child without a toy
Then a miracle-a boy
and that's called "glad"
Now my mom is a good mom and she loves me with all her heart
But she said, I was too young to be in love
And the boy and I would have to part
And no matter how I ranted and raved, I screamed, I pleaded, I cried
She told me it was not really love but only my girlish pride
And that's called "bad"
Never go home anymore
Now if that's happened to you, don't let this
I packed my clothes and left home that night
Though she begged me to stay, I was sure I was right
And you know something funny?
I forgot that boy right away, instead I remember
Being tucked in bed and hearing my mama say
(Hush, little baby, don't you cry
Mama won't go away)
Mama!
(You can never go home anymore)
Mama!
I can never go home anymore
Listen, I'm not finished
Do you ever get that feeling and wanna kiss and hug her?
Do it now
Tell her you love her
Don't do to your mom what I did to mine
She grew so lonely in the end
Angels picked her for a friend
(Never)
And I can never go home anymore
(Never)
And that's called
"sad"
Blogger's comments. As is so often the case, this started off as something, then turned into something else. I got listening to pop songs of the early '60s - that awful sobby one about I Wish That We Could Be Married (which was just as bad as I remembered), among others, but then this one came up and hit me right between the eyebrows.
This isn't a song so much as a narration, a soliloquy, and one wonders if it actually stopped any young girls from bolting. It has the power. The Shangri-Las weren't known for their emotional depth, mostly for high hair and go-go boots and gigs on American Bandstand. But then this song came along, and whoever narrates it is compelling.
I thought originally of comparing and contrasting this one with other songs about leaving/running away from home. The only song remotely close to this one in intensity is Tar and Cement, which I've never much cared for. Then there is Del Shannon's Runaway, and Leaving on a Jet Plane, and the Beatles' She's Leaving Home, and blah blah blah.
None of them touch this one.
I guess I must have been about in Grade 9, awkward, baffled at my changing body, fascinated and terrified by boys. Running away was never an option. But I do remember listening to this song a lot (it came on CKLW Radio every 5 minutes, it seemed). Changing out of their godawful gym bloomers, the girls talked about it in hushed tones. "Didja hear that one about. . . " "Yeah. The girl that runs away."
It was a different sort of song, the kind where you stop what you're doing and really listen, because there's a story here, a riveting one. The girl who narrates - and it really is a girl, not a woman - has a slightly nasal Bronx accent that is somehow endearing, in that it makes her more real. It could be anyone, really. It could be us.
I was not a runaway. I survived Kelly green gym bloomers, penny loafers, unrequited crushes, bullying, being heckled at school dances, having a tampon fall out of my purse in front of my friends, being groped by drunken married men at "family parties" that were a million laughs for me, and got the hell away from it all as soon as I could. This was partly on the advice of a psychiatrist, whom I remember now saying, incredibly, "You must get away from your father".
So I didn't bolt, I didn't run away, I walked. With measured pace. But I was eighteen, and I never really did return. A year later, I was married (not pregnant, by the way, in spite of people's snide remarks). I'm still married, to the same person, with no regrets. A miracle? Miracles are acts of God. WE made this happen, with effort and love.
And I never had those feelings about my mother because my mother was like a missing puzzle piece, a non-presence, at least towards me (though my eldest brother was highly favored: she always cooked his favorite dishes when he came home from university).
So you can never go home any more. Especially if you've never really had one.
Sad.