Farewell cruel world: Harold Lloyd's suicide gags

Who will buy?

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

Two blooms for a penny.

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

Two blooms for a penny.

MILKMAID

Will you buy any milk today, mistress?

Any milk today, mistress?

ROSE SELLER

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

MILKMAID

Any milk today, mistress?

ROSE SELLER

Two blooms for a penny.

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Ripe strawberries, ripe!

Ripe strawberries, ripe!

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Ripe strawberries, ripe!

MILKMAID

Any milk today, mistress?

ROSE SELLER

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

KNIFE GRINDER

Knives, knives to grind!

Any knives to grind?

Knives, knives to grind!

Any knives to grind?

Who will buy?

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Who will buy?

MILKMAID

Who will buy?

ROSE SELLER

Who will buy?

OLIVER

Who will buy

This wonderful morning?

Such a sky

You never did see!

ROSE SELLER

Who will buy my sweet red roses?

OLIVER

Who will tie

It up with a ribbon

And put it in a box for me?

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Ripe strawberries, ripe!

OLIVER

So I could see it at my leisure

Whenever things go wrong

And I would keep it as a treasure

To last my whole life long.

MILKMAID

Any milk today?

OLIVER

Who will buy

This wonderful feeling?

I'm so high

I swear I could fly.

KNIFE GRINDER

Knives! Knives to grind!

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Ripe strawberries, ripe!

OLIVER

Me, oh my!

I don't want to lose it

So what am I to do

To keep the sky so blue?

There must be someone who will buy...

LONG SONG SELLER

Who will buy?

KNIFE GRINDER

Who will buy?

MILKMAID

Who will buy?

ROSE SELLER

Who will buy?

COMPANY AND OLIVER

Who will buy

This wonderful morning?

Such a sky

You never did see!

Who will tie

It up with a ribbon

And put it in a box for me?

There'll never be a day so sunny,

It could not happen twice.

Where is the man with all the money?

It's cheap at half the price!

Who will buy

Who will buy

This wonderful feeling?

I'm so high

I swear I could fly.

Me, oh my!

I don't want to lose it

So what am I to do

To keep the sky so blue?

OLIVER

There must be someone who will buy...

MILKMAID

Must be someone

STRAWBERRY SELLER

Must be someone

KNIFE GRINDER

Must be someone

ALL

Who will ... buy?

Songwriter

LIONEL BART

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