Boiled Coke Challenge Fail! GONE WRONG! Plus Slow Mo

Let's break it down, shall we. . . 

Coke has been reduced to tarry black syrup. . . suitable for blacktopping highways. . . 

Evil, nasty stuff. . . 

Bluhbluhbluh

OMG it's stuck. . . 

gag

Noooooooooooooooooo. . . . . . . . . . . .