These cannot be trolls. . .

6 Vintage Mini Baby Dolls Troll Creepy Spooky Miniatures Halloween Props 1.25"

Condition:

Used

“Miniature dolls are in vintage condition. Please see photos.”

Price:

US $9.99

ApproximatelyC $13.45

Shipping:

US $15.53 (approx C $20.91) eBay International Shipping

Located in: Farmington, Minnesota, United States

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Delivery:

Estimated between Mon, Feb 5 and Mon, Feb 12 to V3B 5V3

Seller ships within 2 days 

30 days return. Buyer pays for return shipping. 

    

Every once in a while, when I'm trolling for trolls, I come across an eBay listing that makes my hair stand on end. Why anyone would want these six grubby little things, looking worse than the average Haitian juju doll, is beyond me. They're only about an inch high, and I can't even tell you what they remind me of, except to say it's something that didn't go to full term.

The fact that they are described as "used" makes me wonder - used for WHAT? Surely to place some sort of exotic curse on someone you REEEEALLLY don't like. I don't see how you'd use them as a spooky Halloween prop, except maybe slipping one into someone's drink or placing them inside a pumpkin spice doughnut or something equally nasty. Or sneaking them into a bag of innocent-looking gummie bears?