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Friday, January 16, 2015

Telephone to Glory: the ultimate infomercial



Telephone to glory, oh, what joy divine!
I can feel the current moving on the line.
Made by God the Father for His very own,
You may talk to Jesus on this royal telephone. 

Central’s never busy, always on the line,

You can hear from heaven almost any time.
’Tis a royal service, built for one and all,
When you get in trouble, give this royal line a call. 


Telephone to glory, oh, what joy divine!

I can feel the current moving on the line.
Made by God the Father for His very own,
You may talk to Jesus on this royal telephone. 




There will be no charges, telephone is free,

It is built for service, just for you and me.
There will be no waiting on this royal line,
Telephone to glory always answers just in time. 


Telephone to glory, oh, what joy divine!

I can feel the current moving on the line.
Made by God the Father for His very own,
You may talk to Jesus on this royal telephone



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