Showing posts with label William Shatner. Show all posts
Showing posts with label William Shatner. Show all posts

Friday, September 13, 2013

Sheldon Cooper's worst nightmare




This has been a Gorn sort of week. Oh, it started out OK. Next week will be better, I promise myself.




When things like this show up, your only hope is that a stunt double will take the fall for you. But that seldom happens outside of science fiction.




Sometimes, things just come atcha. And you can't do nothin' but wait for the commercial.




The Gorn roars loudly, and carries a very big stick. Run, Kirk. . . RUN!!




"No. . . no Gorn!" Poor Sheldon Cooper finds the Gorn almost as terrifying as Goofy. Worse, though, the Gorn is taking up sacred space. "That's where I sit!"




But wait, there's more! If you take advantage of this special TV offer, 
we'll send you TWO monsters for the price of one!




Yes! This is the amazing MUGATU, who jumps out of the bushes and harasses Captain Kirk for no reason! The Mugatu, who only looks like a man in an albino gorilla suit adapted with dinosaur spikes and a rhino horn! The Mugatu, who seems to have taken lessons from Ernie Kovacs' Nairobi Trio! The Mugatu, who. . . but let's cut Desilu some slack here. Desi Arnaz probably used up all the budget screwing expensive hookers.




It's gratifying to see McCoy blast this guy with the zipper in his back. It's one of the better special effects of early Trek. But who knows when the Mugatu will return?




Tuesday, August 20, 2013

SHAT HAPPENS: Rock it, man!




"And I'm gonna be. . . . h--i--i--i--i--i--i--g--h--h--h--h--h . . ."

Yes, this must be Rocket Man,  William Shatner's immortal version, which he performed at some Syfy-type awards show, post-Trek but pre-T. J. Hooker. The audience, confused, didn't laugh but gave him some kind of standing ovation at the end. No one thought it was funny or satiric or over-the top. They just thought it was William Shatner. Between gigs.





No one knows if this thing humiliated Shatner or not, but probably not. It sure beat doing Loblaws commercials, and this way he got to wear a nice ruffled shirt.  Unlike Leonard Nimoy who bawled like a sacrificial goat singing The Ballad of Bilbo Baggins, Shatner did not even try to sing.
                                       





                                 Actors. Just one "sieg heil" and they disappear on you.





                                There is very little that can be said about this shot, where Shatner's inner party animal breaks loose and begins to shimmy around like some drunken middle-aged housewife. I particularly like the way the image on the right hangs there like a transparency with a bite out of it. Very high-tech for its time.




"Sam!. . . Ass!. . .Sam!. . . Ass!"




Saturday, August 3, 2013

Shatnoy on The Man from U.N.C.L.E.




William Shatner, dishy but just a touch swishy, getting drunk "pre-Trek" in a scene from The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (not to be confused with T. H. E. Cat). But who's that cat on the left? Soon he'll turn
around. . .




. . . and we'll know.


http://margaretgunnng.blogspot.ca/2013/04/the-glass-character-synopsis.html


Sunday, June 16, 2013

Twilight Zone: fifteen seconds of terror




OK, so. Here's how this started. I sort of go on and off some things, for example, The Twilight Zone, which I like watching (sometimes) because I remembered watching it as a little kid and being scared out of my mind. I wasn't allowed to watch it coz it was too scary, but I watched it anyway, or I had my older brother Arthur describe them to me, which was sometimes even better than the show.

He also described a show called Medic, which I now realize had Richard Boone in it whom I later liked in Have Gun, Will Travel and Hec Ramsey. At the time Medic was considered extreme because it dramatized medical procedures that you weren't a-spozed-ta know about. I never did see Medic, though I did find out something about gangrene.




With The Twilight Zone, everyone remembers certain episodes. They just stick in your mind somehow. This is unusual because the show went on for years and years and must have had hundreds of episodes. I'm watching them again on a very strange Newfoundland channel I stumbled on the other day. It's supposed to be "Canada's Superstation", but it isn't even in HD and has the most lame local programming, wrestling shows and entertainment hostesses with strong Newfie accents. 




Every night they show something called Scenes of Newfoundland, and it's always the same old guy singing a sea shanty and shots of a golf course. I won't get into the other shows, such as Newfoundland and Labrador Paranormal, which consists of two guys in lumberjackets sitting on the floor of a kitchen at night smoking cigarettes and yelling, "Hey! Come out of there!"





But they do show The Twilight Zone every night, which is what got me watching them again.





Rod Serling strikes me as an earlier incarnation of Stephen King, with his squinty-eyed looks and odd voice, his slight creepishness which - well, did he really talk that way all the time? When he talked to his mother, for example? Never mind. Certain episodes stick in your head, and in my case I think it was exactly three.




The one EVERYBODY remembers is the guy on the plane, the nuts guy just out of the asylum who starts seeing a giant teddy bear running around on the wing. It's one of the early examples of Shatnerian excess, and it's wondrous to behold. We forget how beautiful Shatner was back then, a real matinee idol - this was well before Captain Kirk, don't forget, when his hair had already begun to thin and his waistline to expand. (And isn't it strange how he has more hair now than he did then?)




There are a couple more Shatner episodes in the series in which he's much more subdued, but no less a fox. I always watch out for them.




This is a personal favorite because I like watching people fall out of windows. Three do in this episode, but this is the important one. In fact, I think four do, cuz the French guy ends up falling out too, but you know what? I left to get a drink of water, so we'll never know.




This one, though. It's the ultimate, the one I will remember on my deathbed, about the meek little man whose wife bosses him around and doesn't let him read, and then there's a nuclear war and all of a sudden he has all the books he wants, and all the TIME he wants, and his glasses fall down and then. . . When I saw it this last time, it was interesting because I had forgotten all about the giant clock lying on the ground. Of late I've been reflecting on such things, not just time but the way we keep time (as if we can keep it!) and try to clutch on to it. The surrealistic clock images in Safety Last! and Metropolis have a strange kinship with this dark dystopia, this blasted library full of books so long overdue they're nearly vaporized. I will leave to better minds the profound existential significance of that Cover Girl ad.








Sunday, May 12, 2013

Tuesday, April 23, 2013

Mugatu 2: Renaissance monster





For those of you who think the Mugatu was just some weird conglomeration of King Kong, Godzilla and Bigfoot, let it be known that he was a creature of many manifestations/talents.




As witness the Mugatu action figure. I can't find out how tall he was, but. . . wouldn't you like to have one?
(Look OUT, Captain Kirk!)




Here he is, still in the unopened box. Calling eBay!




This is, presumably, Lego Mugatu. Note the ferocious look on his face.






Rockin' Mugatu. Perhaps left over from an early Star Trek convention. The color one would make a great banner.






Just a closer walk with He.




The softer side of Mugatu. Who knew he could be that cute?








Monday, April 22, 2013

MUGATU!: or, Battle of the Star Trek Monsters



We all know the Gorn,
and since I was born
He always scared me silly.




He attacked Cap'n Kirk
Cuz he wuz such a jerk. . .
Such scenes always gave me the willies.




But then came a blur
Made of spikes and fun fur
Mugatu was  mean and unkind




He was six different monsters
Kind of all stuck together
Desilu couldn't make up its mind





But old Furr-a-saurus 
Had to join the angel chorus
When Bones went and whipped out his phas-ier




It went zap and kazoom
And the monster went boom
Didja ever see anything craz-ier?