We all know the Gorn,
and since I was born
He always scared me silly.
He attacked Cap'n Kirk
Cuz he wuz such a jerk. . .
Such scenes always gave me the willies.
But then came a blur
Made of spikes and fun fur
Mugatu was mean and unkind
He was six different monsters
Kind of all stuck together
Desilu couldn't make up its mind
But old Furr-a-saurus
Had to join the angel chorus
When Bones went and whipped out his phas-ier
It went zap and kazoom
And the monster went boom
Didja ever see anything craz-ier?
