Bizarre gifs? We've got 'em

"Foamovers"

Curly's circular dancing

Too creepy by half

Don't ask what else he does with that puppet

Satanic foamover

Seamonkeys. They're here!

One whole bottle of Coke, boiled down and eaten.

Holy shit!

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Captain Kangaroo gettin' it on.

Just a lovely couple.

Instant pudding ad. Can't you tell?

I am not sure who, or what this is.

George Gershwin's sister Frances. Quick, get the Ritalin!

One of the first movies. Not starring George Clooney.

He's just a pig.

Hercules vs the Thingie-whatever-it-is.

Is it just me, or does this remind you of ever-inflating testicles finally exploding in orgasm?

Willie, the Whale who Wanted to Sing at the Met. I used to think this was the Metropolitan, a "dime store" I loved because they sold turtles and budgies. Here he seems to be playing Pagliacci in drag.

I once proclaimed this line ("IT!. . . COULD! . . . WORK!") to my grandkids, and they fell about laughing, Not only had they never seen Young Frankenstein, they had never even heard of it. God, Gene Wilder is sexy.

The Lord only knows where I find these things. I love saturated color that is somehow washed-out at the same time. A bearded lady and a nude, appreciative gentleman.

George and Ira Gershwin

HOLD IT! Sneeze videos are huge now. If you don't believe me, just search on YouTube and you'll find hundreds of them. 

"You had me at hello"

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How not to do a search (or find anything)

Listen, I was just trying to find something on a site called, I think, SilentComedyMafia.com. So I thought I'd see what they had on Harold Lloyd. Their system seemed designed to help me NOT find ANYTHING EVER. I have no idea what a wildcard is. I will never look up this site again.

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(Oh-but-there's-more. There's always more. Poking a little deeper into the site, I found just ONE page of about 15 pages of regulations you must follow before even looking at the site, let alone posting a message. Don't read this, please - I use it only as an example of how a web site can drive you into the woods before you even use it.)

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(Post-blahhhg thoughts: hmmmm, the word Mafia may apply here, in some obscure way. But I don't know how.)

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My life would not be the same without the Stooges. Every afternoon after the rigours of school, I'd flop down with my bag of Oreo cookies and go glassy-eyed. Next to the "bee-bye-bicky-bo" episode (which I'll post sometime, it's a classic), Curly's dancing was the best. If you can call lying down on the floor and spinning around in circles dancing. And what about "Moe! Larry! Cheese!" I thought I had hallucinated that, until I dredged it up on YouTube.

Stylin'.