"I hear dead people!" The Magnificent Mortuary Band

Peter Pan Live! Christopher Walken as Captain Hook: WTF?

                 
                          WTF was that - ???

Things you can do while wearing a corset

You can skate in it!

Shoot arrows in it!

Play golf in it!

Achieve Military Form!

Get stared at by strange men!

Trample on other women's corsets!

Earn the nickname "Old Ironsides"!

(Or Armorside?)

You can be Modeled to Fit.

Become a pool shark.

Achieve Perfect Poise.

Force them on your children.

Go electric.

Oooooooo-la-laaaaaaa!

Hide inside it like a ship in a bottle.

Turn it into a planter so little angels can photograph it.

Elizabeth Holmes: "Yes, yes, yes"

"Blah, blah, blah!"

"Yes."

Stare into the vacuum of her eyes.

Bird to bird

Christopher Walken with cats

Some Cats Know. . ., take two. . .

The old prospector's nose for gold 

The sailor who can read the sky 

The gamblers sense of when to fold 

The trick to making apple pie

These mysteries one can not explain 

This old black art, so queer and quaint 

Like making love or making rain 

Either you got it or you ain't

Some cats know 

You can tell by the touchin'

They don't come on a-huffin' and a-puffin' 

And a-grabbin' and a-clutchin' 

Some cats know 

How to take it nice and slow 

But if a cat don't know, a cat don't know

Some cats know 

How to stir up the feelin'

They keep foolin' 'round 'til you're halfway to the ceilin'

Some cats know 

How to make the honey flow 

But if a cat don't know, a cat don't know

Some cats know just where it's at 

They are not like some others 

I would rather one like that 

If I had my druthers

Some cats know 

How to play nice and pretty 

Nice and soft and soon you're off to Good Time City

Some cats know
How to take it nice and slow

But if a cat don't know, a cat don't know 

He just

don't

know

Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller

Surfer girl: Caitlin in Lahaina!