moose knuckle (usually uncountable; plural moose knuckles)
- The ball joint of the humerus in a moose's skeleton.
- (slang) The noticeable shape of a man's penis when he is wearing tight clothes.
- (slang) The shape that is noticeable when tight-fitting clothing wedges between a woman's labia.
Synonyms
- (labia visible through tight clothing): cameltoe, frontal wedgie
The things you learn. I had to share this with you, even though I'm so tired I'm falling out of my chair and should have gone to bed an hour ago. This Edsel thing got me going on the design of the grill which looked like "a vulva" to some people. I shouldn't have clicked on that word in Wiki cuzzit led me here, to this bizarre term which I kind of like because it's equal-opportunity offensive.
Still, there's something almost romantic about the camel toe/moose knuckle pairing. And it's anatomically a lot more accurate. Don't wear those bulk pantyhose fromTarget.
OH, and I just found this - it's on the level, I think -
SmoothGroove is the safe and effective way to alleviate the crudely termed Camel toe.
The SmoothGroove camel toe solution –
- Is made from a medical grade polymer which moulds itself to the contours of the body, so it is extremely comfortable
- Contains an antibacterial agent, so it is safe
- Is washable
- Comes with a satin pouch to store it discreetly in your wardrobe
- Is available in White, Black and Clear
If you can't decide which colour you like or want to treat someone to their own SmoothGroove, why not buy more than one and get a discount!
