Camel Blues
If you steal a camel, I’ll have to make a
bet
You’re better off with a stringy
marionette.
A real one doesn’t make a good pet
‘Cause it drinks once a year, and gets you
all wet.
If you’d like to be in the worst kind of
debt,
Bring home a camel, then take it to the
vet.
“He’s covered with sand! He’s a lousy pet!”
The bill is $90.00, not gross but net.
It’s true, he’s the worst thing you’ve ever
met,
‘Cause he tries to run away, and you have
to grab a net.
After a while, you decide you’ll just let
The creature fly away on his own hired jet.
(PAGING AIR DUBAI
