Bentley's morning laps

Magic fail!

         When Magic Goes Terribly Wrong 

Ginger ninja

 

  

 

Yes sir, that's my Bebe

A two-frame animation I made from gorgeous photos of Harold Lloyd's first leading lady, Bebe Daniels.

Donald Trump's film debut in STARCRASH (1978)

Long-suppressed by Trump's advisors, profoundly censored by the White House, seen by practically no one: it's STARCRASH! In 1978, Donald Trump decided that though he was rich and famous and excelled at everything, he had not yet tried movie acting. His agent Bugsy Siegel signed him to this tawdry low-budget sci-fi picture, sight unseen. Co-star Marjoe Gortner was a famous fake evangelist with a 5-minute movie career, though whether or not he was actually green (or actually an evangelist, or actually an actor) is still hotly debated in sci-fi circles. 

The following Highly Secret Conversation was tape-recorded via hidden microphone by a spy hired by George Lucas:

I gotta tell ya, it's a mistake to put me under that dome.

(director) But Mr. Trump. This is the only special effect we can afford in the picture. Besides, you won't be under the dome. It'll be added later.

Because I don't wanna look like some kid's birthday cake or a pheasant under glass. Nobody told me about all this shit, the green skin, the lobster hands.

But Mr. Trump. Isn't it an honour to play the most formidable movie villain since Darth Vader?

My guy will call your guy.

PRODUCTION NOTES. The Wizard of Oz atmosphere in this scene is only partly intentional. It just kept turning out that way.

Those lobster arms are actually asparagus spears being overcooked in a microwave, another dazzling special effect.

The backdrop for the globe/"cake dome" is a defective lava lamp that Marjoe had lying around.

Some cats know

The old prospector’s nose for gold

the sailor who can read the sky

the gambler’s sense of when to fold

the trick to making apple pie

these mysteries one cannot explain

this old black art

so queer and quaint

like making love, or making rain

either you got it,

or

you

ain’t

Some cats know

you can tell by the touchin’

they don't come on huffin’ and puffin’

and grabbin’ and clutchin’

some cats know

how to take it nice and slow

but if a cat don't know

a cat don't know

some cats know

how to stir up the feelin’

they keep foolin’ round

till they're half way to the ceilin’

some cats know

how to make the honey flow

but if a cat don't know

a cat don't know

some cats know just where it's at

they are not like some others

I would ruther one like that

If I had my druthers

Some cats know

how to play nice and pretty

nice and soft

and soon you're off to

good time city

some cats know

how to take it nice and slow

but if a cat don't know

a cat don't know

he just

don't

know

(Lyrics by Jerry Leiber and Mike Stoller)

Bentley's fame continues to grow

The other day I sent an email to a well-known cat website based in the UK (Pictures of Cats), asking them about something I've always wanted to know about Bentley. To my surprise, the cat-master, Michael Broad, responded within hours and asked if he could use my email as an article, along with his comments.

So I asked Bentley about it.

Well. . .

He was a little hard to convince - his concern is palpable in the picture below. But once I described the lovely montage they made of his picture, he was won over. Or at least, I think he was won over (he didn't open his eyes).  Below is my original email and Michael's remarks. There have been some comments from readers as well, which you can find here:

http://pictures-of-cats.org/can-a-cat-lose-the-ability-to-purr.html

Can a cat lose the ability to purr?

By Margaret Gunning

Hello! I was delighted to find your cat site, which has more cat lore in it than anything I’ve seen. I look forward to further exploration.

Can a cat lose the ability to purr? I have a lovely cat named Bentley, and though he is affectionate and a lap-sitter, I have never heard him purr. I think I feel a small vibration when I am holding him, but maybe not. He very seldom meows (maybe a few times a week) and it’s very quiet. He does (fairly rarely) make other sounds, chattering when he sees a bird, grunting to get our attention, chirping (though he did more of that when we first got him).

About Bentley (I made an animation of him from a few photos, above): he is a reasonably large, three-year-old neutered male tabby. We adopted him from the SPCA when he was about a year old. I saw his mug shot on the web site and was very attracted to it, even though we had intended to get a kitten. They could not tell us much about him except that someone had found him wandering around injured and brought him in. He was quite thin and had puncture wounds on his shoulders, indicating a dog or coyote attack. It was quite bad, so he may have been picked up and thrashed. By the time we adopted him he was bald on top (shaved), but healed.

A thinner, more juvenile Bentley, soon to "fill out"

 from 10 to 14 1/2 pounds.

When I saw him, the connection was instant. He ran up to me and wanted to be picked up and just melted into my arms. This was our cat. His manners are impeccable (he has since been neutered) and the attachment to us is strong. I get a sense of him protecting us, which I haven’t had with other cats.

Though he is fairly bold and rarely hides, he does NOT want us to go out. He rubs all over our legs and on every wall and object, and squeezes into a box by the door looking adorable. Sometimes he even climbs into his cat carrier. By the time we go out the door he’s walking away to have a nap.

I have always wondered if this attack somehow damaged his vocal cords, or if he’s just naturally quiet. Maybe he never did purr? I do wonder about lingering trauma. Though he’s generally friendly, there are spaces around him (right in front or above him) that he is sensitive about and he will actually back up if you try to touch him. His favourite place to be scratched is between his shoulder blades (where he was attacked!)

He is in good health and gained 4 ½ pounds after we adopted him. (He’s not fat – just big-boned.) The vet has never seen a cat lose its purr, so I wondered if such a thing was possible. He is certainly a loyal, affectionate and grateful kitty.

If you have any thoughts, I’d be interested in hearing them. Thank you!

All the best,

Margaret Gunning

Comment from Michael.

Through building this website my thoughts on this are that individual domestic cats have a wide range of personal characteristics and one relates to their vocalisations. Individual cats make slightly different sounds and unusual sounds sometimes. And some cats are almost silent. They rarely meow and when they do it is a silent meow. There are also breed characteristics – vocal Siamese and silent meow British Shorthair. I believe that Bentley just has a very silent or non-vocal purr. I don’t think this has happened because of a lingering trauma. Domestic cats get over trauma well in my experience. They forget and move on.

That said I would welcome the thoughts of others in a comment. I am certainly not 10 sure that I am correct. Thanks Margaret for sharing your experience and asking. It is an interesting topic.

P. S. This is a fantastic site for cat lovers, full of information and discussion, and updating every few hours. I could not believe how quickly this man got back to me, and by the next day the piece had been published. Bentley is on Cloud 9 - or maybe it's Cloud Tuna Can. He doesn't really know the difference.