PREFACE. For those of you who aren't Canadian. . .
Cuz then you don't have to hear about
these two hulking politicians
who are always up to no good.
Do they live in a parallel universe
where fat guys are always in trouble?
who are always up to no good.
Do they live in a parallel universe
where fat guys are always in trouble?
Makes me think I'm seeing double. . .
INTRO.
Look over yonder! What do you see?
These two could almost be brothers.
But they seem to be lacking in brotherly love -
But they seem to be lacking in brotherly love -
The truth is, they're both just mothers.
(Do I hear a song coming on?)
Ford and
Duffy, Ford and Duffy
Duff’s like Rob’s twin brother:
You can’t have
one without the other
Ford and Duffy, large and fluffy
Now the voters have all had enough, see!
It’s the law’s big hammer -
You’ll soon be
living in the slammer!
"Politics makes strange bedfellows." - Epicurious