Bock, bock, bock!

This will probably lack sound track unless you watch it full-screen, so let me fill it in for you:

Bocck, bock, bock, bock, bock, bock

Sound of tiny avian feet crunching in snow

CLUCK!

Bock, bock, bock -

Big Chicken: THE MOVIE!

Everybody's talkin' 'bout the viral sensation of the week, the Brahma Chicken! Now it turns out there's more than one of them. (Actually, a whole breed.) They're fluffy, they're enormous (as much as 14 pounds, though turkeys are a hell of a lot heavier), they have legs like those Clydesdales in the Budweiser ads, but under the fluff are spurs that are something like four inches long. These two roosters had better be on speaking terms (or clucking terms, or whatever).

I'm still getting some mileage out of the last chicken:

The above video made a nice gif, in which one of the roosters does a nice turn as if to say, hey, take a look. I'M a big chicken, too.

Uber Chicken

Chicken love