Tuesday, February 5, 2019

Things you can do while wearing a corset

You can skate in it!

Shoot arrows in it!

Play golf in it!

Achieve Military Form!

Get stared at by strange men!

Trample on other women's corsets!

Earn the nickname "Old Ironsides"!

(Or Armorside?)

You can be Modeled to Fit.

Become a pool shark.

Achieve Perfect Poise.

Force them on your children.

Go electric.


Hide inside it like a ship in a bottle.

Turn it into a planter so little angels can photograph it.