Saturday, October 28, 2017
I never knew misspellings could be this gorgeous. It's amazing how inventive people can be in NOT spelling things correctly. It must take a lot of energy and creativity. Either that, or they're just plain dumb.
This is my first 40-second-long gif, and if it posts successfully it will be a miracle. Most people hate gifs because they are just one or two seconds of endlessly-repeating jerks. I say that the gif is an art form, or should be treated as such. I have made thousands of them over the years. This came from a one-minute animated ad for some kind of oat cereal, likely made in the 1950s.
I am not sure how it happened, but one night, those two reborn dolls I bought began to move.
I should have seen it coming. I began to regret my purchase the moment I unswathed the too-realistic infants from their layers and layers of bubblewrap.
I should have known, when little Alex's eyes began to follow me around the room.
I was taken aback to discover Alyssa and Alex floating around the room in a state of total weightlessness.
I wish I could tell you that then, I woke up.