Sunday, April 21, 2013

Where did this come from?????

Camel Blues

If you steal a camel, I’ll have to make a bet
You’re better off with a stringy marionette.
A real one doesn’t make a good pet
‘Cause it drinks once a year, and gets you all wet.

If you’d like to be in the worst kind of debt,
Bring home a camel, then take it to the vet.
“He’s covered with sand! He’s a lousy pet!”
The bill is $90.00, not gross but net.

It’s true, he’s the worst thing you’ve ever met,
‘Cause he tries to run away, and you have to grab a net.
After a while, you decide you’ll just let
The creature fly away on his own hired jet.

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