Everybody's talkin' at me. . .
"Did you run out of kleenex again, Morgus?"
"No, Master. I'm trying to solve the crossword puzzle with my nose."
(Do you think they know I'm gay?)
"I dropped my flute down the sewer. Again."
A strange medieval dance called the Playing Card Shuffle.
The horror couple of all time:
Elsa Lanchester as Bride of Frankenstein and
Charles Laughton as Quasimodo,
who first uttered these immortal words:
"Hand over the Sour Patch Kids, or I'll egg your windows!"
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