Tuesday, April 30, 2013

Some very weird shit going on

It's like cuz, see I was like, there's this coffee I was trying to drink, and the coffee's like, "UH", and I'm like, "yah", and the coffee's like, "BLUH", and I'm like, "aaah," and

and it's like I can't get any coffee and I'm like come on. And the coffee's like

So I'm like, when am I going to get my FUCKING COFFEE??

This is just some kind of weird shit.

Post-blog note. In case you think my entire blog has been taken over by bizarre reversing gifs, you'd be right. Mine are just so-jesusly-much better than the ones you steal off of Google Images. I ought to sell these, except that they aren't really mine.


Silent night (at the opera)

Mark Twain once said about Wagner's Gotterdammerung:  "Some music is  better than it sounds."

To illustrate his statement, let's NOT hear some of the world's greatest tenors.

You can dress 'em up, but you can't take 'em out.

The resemblance to Al Jolson is purely coincidental.

I'm not sure, but I think he likes her.

Keep practicing, maybe you'll get it right. . . 

What can I say but. . . Bravo!