Saturday, December 14, 2013

REALLY Bad Santa photos: watch out for that balloon!

I have promised to share with you only the best, or shall we say worst, of the Bad Santa sites on Facebook. This is one of those scraped-off-the-sidewalk souls they used to use in department stores for a buck a day and all you could drink. But what happened to his gloves? His scabby bare hands all over those innocent children. . .

Truly terrifying. In the back of the station wagon is a sign reading, "Hey kids! Come get your free candy!" A menacing Santa stands there with rope or electrical cord in his hands, while the getaway driver keeps the engine warm.

Santa works in a radium mine!

I call this the Santa Does Citizen Kane shot. Note that his head is at crotch level.

Oh Santa, that was a ba-a-a-a-a-a-a-d balloon.

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