Sunday, July 26, 2015

One of the best gifs I've ever seen



Trippy cat gifs: kaleidoscope kitties!





What could be better than a cat gif, you may ask? A cat gif that pulsates with trippy, kaleidoscopic colour! A cat gif that practically gives you a migraine, it's so intense! A cat gif that's - meow. Meow. MEOW! You are in my power!






A cat with death rays coming out of its eyes!




A cat that looks like it could blow up the universe!




Oh yeah man! Now THIS is a cat gif. None of that cute falling-off-the-table shit. This cat doesn't need to do NOTHIN'.




Tie-dye cat, perhaps done with radioactive dye.




We'd better. . . prey.




Meowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeowmeow






Strobe cat. Known to cause seizures in the vulnerable.




VERY trippy cat gif! We don't know what it means, but it's trippy.




Mew! Mew! Mew! I'm lookin' at you!




Flying hamburgers in space!




Peanut butter jelly cat!




Tuna Quest: My body is floating through space




Kitty in the sky with pizza




You lookin' at me?




Rock on.



"You had me at hello"

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Friday, July 24, 2015

Synthesis




Ages ago I found this charming still for the early Lloyd movie, I Do, a domestic comedy about a couple who are looking after someone else'e bratty children over a weekend. It was one of the first Lloyd comedies that made me laugh out loud.




And then I found. . . this! A charming and colorful poster for the French version, entitled Un Heureux Mari (A Lucky Husband). With small exceptions, the pose is almost identical to the still. The main difference is that Harold, who is known here by his French name "Lui" (loosely translated as "that fellow")  looks oh-so-very-Franch.

But was there any way to bring the two together?

This is as close as I could get. 




It's toasted




Thursday, July 23, 2015

And the clock on the wall is a bore: take 2 and 56




Father of my morning,
Once my child to the night
I see that you have minds to cop
And I can only watch the sickened sorrow




Little do you know
Of the progressions that you teach
The people that you reach are tired
Of livin' in a world of elastic towers




Dance with them and sing a song of changes
And talk with them of life and all its dangers
Surround yourself with now familiar strangers
Who kiss and who hug and eventually mug you of your time
And the clock on the wall is a bore
As you wander past the door
And find him lying on the floor
As he begs you for some more, you frozen smile




You cannot ever picture me
You know me by my thoughts
A file for your travelogue
Oblivious to the night, the fog around you
The germs they are ridiculous
They bother you at night
The blood that rushes to your brain
The ticket on the plane you're never catching




The price you pay exclusive of your taxes
To chop you up inside with tiny axes
The girl looks up to you from floors she waxes
And speaks to your belt with tears among her eyes
And the clock on the wall is a bore
As you wander past the door
And find him lying on the floor
As he begs you for some more, you frozen smile




The metaphysic wrinkles in the face of what you face
Are hidden by the fake-up man
Who lives inside the sterno can beside you
Now climb ye to the mountains
As the sun is almost gone
Escaping from your other selves
Your brothers hide among the shelves inside you




The games that people play can only bore you
But only those that know you don't ignore you
How many times have I come there to restore you
And caught you lying on the couch with father time




And the clock on the wall is a bore
As you wander past the door
And find him lying on the floor
As he begs you for some more, you frozen smile



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