Showing posts with label trolls. Show all posts
Showing posts with label trolls. Show all posts

Thursday, November 13, 2025

The longest troll description in history!


Vintage 1964 12 inch Dam Things Est. Iggy Normus Troll Doll Toy New Outfit AS IS

US $66.99
ApproximatelyC $93.83
Condition:
Used
VNTG 1964 12 inch Dam Iggy Normus troll doll toy in AS IS condition, came to me as a rescue troll: 

Vintage 1964 Dam Things Establishment 12 inch Troll Doll Girl Toy in AS IS condition. She has been personally named Monique and she is ready to find her forever home. Please be sure to check out all her pictures!  Monique was originally a rescued troll girl doll with some obvious vinyl issues which will be mentioned why she is an AS IS troll doll in detail. She came to me in her birthday suit so I felt inspired to dress her in something splashy and exciting: new filmy and sparkly aqua colored, ruffle style, gathered dress, layered underneath with matching aqua tulle and sparkly yellow gathered underskirt. I have added a large, bright yellow colored satin bow pinned on top of her head and a yellow rosette attached to top of her gathered dress, Velcro closure on backside. Unfortunately her turquoise satin shoes are a bit too small to fit her wide/long troll feet so one of the shoe laces has been tied into a bow and is hanging from her right wrist that includes her very own Little Tykes graduate 3.5 inch Dam/Norfin troll doll tucked inside of the shoe. Her Little Tykes Dam/Norfin troll has blue fun fur hair and amber plastic eyes that have become cloudy with time. Her original amber glass eyes had numerous air bubbles and honestly looked a bit blah with her very pretty turquoise Icelandic sheep fur and new aqua dress so she has new beautiful replaced blue glass eyes, no cracks. Monique has her original turquoise Icelandic sheep fur in very good shape overall, ever so slightly frizzy/fuzzy but nice and full overall. Monique is in AS IS condition because her previous owner(s), likely a child who did not know better and (possibly had too much time on their hands) put noticeable shallow pin size holes sporadically on her nose, on one of her cheeks, on both of her ears, her right ear pin hole is pierced slightly a bit deeper right where you would put an earring), and around and above her eyebrows. Also, there are several noticeable pin size holes on the front of her body, two on on her tummy and upper armhole and on both of her hands. There is also a very noticeable 1/4 inch length, slightly penetrated, raised vinyl scratch causing slightly discolored mark on the right corner of her mouth.  I have no idea how this occurred by previous owner(s) but it is best to point it out, see close up pictures. Monique is stamped, Dam Things Establishment on the back of her neck and the bottom of her feet, hard American vinyl, jointed head only.  She has airbrushed, rosy cheeks, there are several little noticeable cheek rubs, overall very nice vinyl coloring.  On both sides of her waist where her armpit is has some very slight vinyl cracks, a very common occurrence with 50 something vintage Dam Things trolls. There may be some vinyl discoloration, very minor spots or stains and can be expected after 50 some years.  Other than what has been mentioned, there are no other observable chew marks, spots or stains that I can see.  Monique overall, is in good, but obvious played with condition with AS IS considerations, she is a 1960s 12 inch Dam Troll Est. troll in her all new party dress, designed to enhance her very best troll features with all her boo boos mentioned and in troll ready display condition.  Please feel free to ask any and all questions, I aim to please! I am always happy to combine shipping!  I hope you will consider checking out my other troll auctions available!  Please add me to your favorite sellers list and thank you again for taking the time to check out my trolls available on eBay.  

BLOGGER'S NOTE: Never have I seen a longer or more detailed description of a troll for sale! She is pushed as a "rescue troll", whatever THAT means (and some of my purchases look to be in need of "rescue"). It goes on and on, continually telling us she is sold "as is" (to avoid possible requests for a refund), and while most  listings say very little, or even nothing, this is a kind of masterpiece of selling. BTW, the shipping charges are $55.32, so you'd have to fork over roughly $150.00. Not a bad price for an "Iggy Normous" troll, but there are so many caveats here that I don't think I'd go for it.

I hope someone buys her! But it won't be me.


Thursday, October 17, 2024

The TrollDoll Channel: HALLOWEEN IS HERE! Fun Family Unboxing of White W...


This is the most delicious video, combining goofy family times with gorgeous trolls. Predictably, my views are near-zero now, but I have concluded I've been shadowbanned, and it's permanent (subs not getting notifications, etc.) But I have to carry on. It dismays me no end that these highly enjoyable videos are being ignored, while that stupid Daisy one gets gazillions of views and comments, most of them stupid. I've tried to include links to other stuff, but nothing works. They've cut me off for no reason at all, and there's no way out of it - banned is banned, forever. Breaks my heart. BUT, I at least got back in the saddle yesterday and posted two so far, and will continue. I love both of them, but it breaks my heart that YouTube won't let even my most loyal subscribers see them.


Monday, July 1, 2024

The Troll Doll Channel: 🌞Buddhist trolls🌞


Someone left a comment on this video after it had been up SIX years! It only got 36 views, but there's something very gratifying about someone finally noticing it after all this time. It's actually quite lovely. 

Friday, May 10, 2024

Is THIS the worst troll you've ever seen?

 

Vintage Miniature Lucky Troll Doll with Red Hat

Condition:

Used Used

gently preowned vintage

Price:

US $15.00

ApproximatelyC $20.58

Breathe easy. Returns accepted.

Shipping:

US $18.58 (approx C $25.49) eBay International Shipping

. See detailsfor shipping

Located in: Batavia, Illinois, United States

Authorities may apply duties, fees, and taxes upon delivery

Delivery:

Estimated between Tue, May 21 and Thu, May 30 to V3B 5V3

Seller ships within 1 day after receiving cleared payment.

Returns:

30 days return. Buyer pays for return shipping. See details

I've seen some bad ones, but this is BAD. It looks tiny enough to be a gumball troll, and while I had a few of them, they were too ugly to display anywhere. It looks as if someone has mercifully covered the gaping hole in his skull with a homemade pompom. 

Worst of all, the sum total for this thing (in Canadian dollars) is $47.00! For that little piece of junk. 


Saturday, January 20, 2024

These cannot be trolls. . .





6 Vintage Mini Baby Dolls Troll Creepy Spooky Miniatures Halloween Props 1.25"
Condition:
Miniature dolls are in vintage condition. Please see photos.

Price:
US $9.99
ApproximatelyC $13.45

Shipping:
US $15.53 (approx C $20.91) eBay International Shipping

Located in: Farmington, Minnesota, United States
Authorities may apply duties, fees, and taxes upon delivery

Delivery:
Estimated between Mon, Feb 5 and Mon, Feb 12 to V3B 5V3

Seller ships within 2 days 
30 days return. Buyer pays for return shipping

    







Every once in a while, when I'm trolling for trolls, I come across an eBay listing that makes my hair stand on end. Why anyone would want these six grubby little things, looking worse than the average Haitian juju doll, is beyond me. They're only about an inch high, and I can't even tell you what they remind me of, except to say it's something that didn't go to full term.

The fact that they are described as "used" makes me wonder - used for WHAT? Surely to place some sort of exotic curse on someone you REEEEALLLY don't like. I don't see how you'd use them as a spooky Halloween prop, except maybe slipping one into someone's drink or placing them inside a pumpkin spice doughnut or something equally nasty. Or sneaking them into a bag of innocent-looking gummie bears? 

Tuesday, August 1, 2023

How to Spend Too Much on your Trolls. . .

 

(This listing on eBay is for a set of troll shoes and sunglasses. In Canadian dollars, they cost $123.00. Hey, even I don't spend that much on my trolls!)

TROLL DOLL SHOES AND GLASSES FOR YOUR 2 3/4" - 3" DAM OR SCANDIA TROLL DOLL

Condition:
Used
Price:
US $75.00
ApproximatelyC $99.26
Shipping:
US $16.95 (approx C $22.43) eBay International ShippingSee detailsfor shipping
Located in: Athol, Massachusetts, United States
This item may be subject to duties and taxes upon delivery
Delivery:
Estimated between Thu, 10 Aug and Fri, 18 Aug to V3B 5V3
Seller ships within 3 days after receiving cleared payment.
Payments:
    
Returns:
30 days returnBuyer pays for return shippingSee details- for more information about returns