Why the Ice Bucket
Challenge is bad for you
The ALS campaign
may be a great way to raise money – but it is a horrible reason to donate it
August 24, 2014
(AP Photo)
I don’t mean you will catch a cold
(you won’t), or look like a craven sheep (you will). I mean that when you are
inspired by a viral fad to donate your limited dollars to a charitable cause,
you ignore the diseases that genuinely threaten.
The marketing gimmick is very
clever. It is short, immediately understandable, and like the most popular
forms of
slacktivism,
it is easy to do, entertaining to watch, and narcissistically self-promoting.
Every screen on our desks, on our walls, and in our hands is filled with
celebrities,
neighbours,
porn
stars, and
politicians showing off their earnest compassion
and
occasional humour. The ice bucket’s
ubiquity rivals other famous charitable stunts like
Movember,
Livestrong,
or the
infamous Kony 2012.
As a result, the ALS Association
has received more than
$70
million so far, compared to
only $2.5 million during last year’s campaign. It is a great way to raise money
— but it is a horrible reason to donate it.
We, as individuals and as a
society, have finite resources to donate to medical research and other worthy
causes. When we decide where to spend our charitable dollars, we need to
consider three factors.
1. Where is the greatest need?
2. Where will my dollars have the
greatest influence?
3. What is the most urgent problem?
The ALS challenge fails all three
of these tests.
First, ALS research is not an
especially great need in public health. It is classified as a rare disease and,
thankfully, only about 600 people die from it every year in
Canada. That sounds like a lot, but that
is not even close to the top 20 most fatal diseases according to StatsCan (the
top three being cancer, at 72,000 deaths per year; heart disease, at 47,000;
and cerebrovascular disease, 13,000).
Second, it is already extremely
well funded. As
this chart from CDC data shows, last year ALS
killed 6,849 people in the
U.S., and attracted $23 million for
research (a ratio of $3,382 per death). Heart disease, by contrast, killed
596,577 but only raised $54 million (a paltry sum of $90 per death). If you
want your donation to make the biggest difference, fund the diseases that need
the most money.
Finally, ALS research is not an
urgent need. If you want to help where time is of the essence, then look to
Syria (greatest international refugee crisis
in a generation),
Ebola(now a full blown
global
health emergency), or the
Central
Africa Republic (quietly
bleeding to death unnoticed by the world).
We aren’t rational, though.
Typically, you will spend more time considering where to order a pizza and what
to put on it, than you will deciding where to donate your charitable dollars.
As a result, the real threats, the diseases that are far more likely to kill you
and your loved ones are ignored. This is why the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge is
bad for you, and me, and all of us. Instead of supporting what is most needed,
we support what is most amusing.
But you can change this. Print the
simple reminder below, fold it up, put it in your wallet. And the next time you
reach for your credit card number, pause and actually think.
Good reasons to donate:
1. Need
2. Influence
3. Urgency
Bad reasons to donate:
1. Ice Buckets
2. Wristbands
3. Mustaches
My thoughts. I love this piece and wish I had had the chops to write and publish it. I simply couldn't put my feelings into words. I was not allowed to say anything to people about this, unless I wanted a shocked sideways glance ("Huh?", meaning "I can't believe what I'm hearing"), a headshake ("I knew you were pretty negative, but about THIS?"), or a sense people were embarrassed for me. What a party-pooper! Such a great cause! All that money! Hey, it's just water - what are you griping about? Some people hate everything.
As with breast cancer, donation is lopsided because of public perception and a bandwagon approach. The pink ribbon juggernaut has already taken much-needed dollars away from the number one killer of both men and women: HEART DISEASE. Do you hear of heart disease runs or tshirts or any of that? It's just not a sexy disease. ALS isn't either, so I am surprised that this even got started, and I don't know how it caught fire the way it did, but I am almost certain the roots are in celebrity. If you're famous, you're the lead goose in the flock. This includes brain-damaged idiots like Miley Cyrus and her goddamn ass-shaking and disgusting tongue.
What I'm trying to say is. . . oh never mind, it will never happen because too many people don't THINK. I know from being on Facebook that most people don't, would rather not, but the thing that scares me most is that
they don't even know they aren't thinking. If they did, I doubt that they would care. Just jump on the bandwagon, because it's fun! Meantime, whatever funds you may have set aside for charity are spent for the year - but never mind, if it's making all these millions, if so much attention is being paid, ALS
must be our most pressing health problem, right?
Excuse me. I'm going to go have a heart attack.
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It took me years to write, will you take a look. . .