Thursday, January 14, 2016

Death is not the end






Alan Rickman died, and though I was not a particular fan, I could not help but be aware of him. The fact that, like Bowie, he died in his 60s casts a chill, particularly in light of a chilling phone call I just got, with some medical test results that are Not Good, and perhaps not good At All.


There's a poem going around that Alan Rickman read at Robyn Hitchcock's 50th birthday party (not that I have any idea who HE is), and it's called Death is Not The End. I looked it up, and - sorry, I hated it, though I am sure that, as with Auden's splendid Funeral Bluesit'll be read at many a celebration-of-life-let's-pretend-he-isn't-dead-so-we-don't-ever-have-to-feel-any-grief blowout until the next thingie comes along. Sorry to be so cynical, but that's just how I feel. Death and its trappings are yet another fad to be tweeted about, then quickly forgotten.

Then I found this poem/lyric with the same title, only it was written by old Mr. Saddle Leather himself, Bob Dylan. This starts off well enough, almost sappily, but slowly becomes more - what, dysphoric? Dysphoric is a good term. By the end of the thing we have a miniature dystopia, if not a kind of teacup apocalypse complete with looting, raping, and mindless destruction. It's typical Dylan in that if you blow through it quickly, you won't get the full impact. Each verse adds another layer of hopelessness and doom until the city is ablaze, choked with the greasy black smoke of burning human flesh:

Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned -





Death is Not The End

Lyrics by Bob Dylan


When you're sad and when you're lonely
And you haven't got a friend
Just remember that death is not the end

And all that you held sacred
Falls down and does not mend
Just remember that death is not the end

Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end




When you're standin' on their crossroads
That you cannot comprehend
Just remember that death is not the end

And all your dreams have vanished
And you don't know what's up the bend
Just remember that death is not the end

Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end

When the storm clouds gather round you
And heavy rains descend
Just remember that death is not the end




And there's no one there to comfort you
With a helpin' hand to lend
Just remember that death is not the end

Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end

Oh, the tree of life is growing
Where the spirit never dies
And the bright light of salvation shines
In dark and empty skies




When the cities are on fire
With the burnin' flesh of men
Just remember that death is not the end

And you search in vain to find
Just one law abiding citizen
Just remember that death is not the end

Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end

Not the end, not the end
Just remember that death is not the end

POST-BLOG. Late at night, as always, and wondering what it all Means, if anything. I went from the death of a celeb I barely recognized, to (unconsciously, at first) anxiety about two deaths of celebrities who were ONLY in their 60s, when I am ONLY in mine, to - that phone call - damn that phone call, but it might be nothing. Probably is, nothing is ever wrong with me, is there? It's just a test result.

When slowly sinking into the desperation of this lyric, which like a lot of Dylan is deceptively simple (if not downright deceptive - it's saying something like, don't worry if the end of the world is coming, because there's a lot more where that came from), a few things came to mind, and I made a few gifs - I like moving illustrations best, and in the first draft I captioned them so it would be clear what they Meant. Then I redid them without captions, because captions look goofy and are best kept for really stupid or crazy ones. But the meaning might (?) be clear according to the three movies cited: Soylent Green ("Soylent Green is people!"), Planet of the Apes ("Get your stinking paws off me, you damn dirty ape!") and Apocalypse Now ("I love the smell of napalm in the morning. Smells like. . . victory.") Just a few of my dystopic, dysphoric, apocalyptic favorites.




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Demon Possessed Singing Trout





So anyways, it's late at night and I'm doing my usual YouTubey things, when I realize I've been doing those playlist thingies all wrong. You have to click on the BOTTOM one and then you get a whole bunch MORE of them on top. I wondered why it would say there were 562 videos, and I'd only get 39. So now I have about a zillion new videos under the category of Worst Thing I Ever Saw On Public Access TV. This was a standout. I have a singing lobster which I only bring out at Christmas, but he can more-or-less still sing. This is much more fun.




Wednesday, January 13, 2016

A real Craigslist ad? Or a fake Craigslist ad? You decide.





I work in the oilfield (mid 20’s) and have no time to date so I’m looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word “Home” in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it’s raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you’ll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation…..!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks.




The only thing that seems suspicious here is that he doesn't mention body size. If he really meant this, he'd specify "must be between 5'6" and 5'8" in heels and under 115 pounds". So this is obviously concocted. It did stir up a lot of concern among law enforcement when it first appeared, who for some reason didn't think this stuff is a laughing matter. And it isn't. There's this utterly repellent sense that this "homeless girl" should be grateful for this wonderful opportunity to get in out of the rain. For the price of a few blowjobs and whatever other sexual stuff he wants, plus doing all the cooking and cleaning and washing his stinking underwear, you get all this: hot bubble baths, "coco", playing mindless video games, and lots and lots of cuddling on the sofa. What's worst about this thing, though, is the fact that it might even be real, and there might be people desperate enough to reply.

I think I'm going to be sick.


Tuesday, January 12, 2016

Give me your answer, do








I'm sorry, Dave. I'm afraid I can't do that.







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The stars look very different today




Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, Four, Three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff)






This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today






For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do

Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still






And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you

Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do


At the Dollar Store: do you know what you're buying?


Sample Listing - danger levels of various Dollar Store products (A - M)



1 Inch Poly Binder

LOW



10 Piece Storage Set

LOW



100 Mini Lights

HIGH



3 Pack Squeeze Ducks

HIGH



3 Ring Binder

LOW



50 Mini Indoor Lights

HIGH



5pc Formula Car

HIGH




60 in. Micro USB Cable

HIGH



8 Beaded Necklaces

MEDIUM



Adhesive Gem Strips

HIGH



Adult Poncho

LOW



Artificial Nail Set

HIGH



Auto Bucket

LOW



Avengers Assemble Backpack

HIGH



B'Loonies

LOW



Baby Bottle

LOW



Barrettes - Set of 8

MEDIUM



Baseball Base Set

LOW



Bath Toys

HIGH



Bath Tub Appliques

HIGH



Bathtub Fingerpaint Set

HIGH




Beaded Necklace

MEDIUM



Beads Perles

LOW



Beads Perles #2

LOW



Book Cover

MEDIUM



Bowling Set

LOW



Boxing Gloves

HIGH



Bracelet and Earrings with Brown Jewel

MEDIUM



Cancer Awareness Accessories HOPE

HIGH


Cars Bread Shaped Container

LOW



Christmas Straws

LOW



Christmas Window Clings

HIGH



Christmas Window Clings - Santas

HIGH



Clip-On Heart Earrings

MEDIUM



Clip-On Jewelry

HIGH


Coffee Shop

LOW


Cookie Tray Kit

LOW


Custom Grip

HIGH



Die-Cast Metal Hand Cuffs

HIGH



Double Sided Earrings

HIGH



Earrings Large Round Textured Edges 9 Pair

HIGH



Earrings Oval 9 Pair

HIGH



Earrings Small Round 12 Pair

LOW



Earrings Small Round Smooth Edges 9 Pair

LOW



Extension Cord 9 ft

HIGH



Extremely Me Blue Necklace and Earrings Set

MEDIUM



Extremely Me Dream Necklace and Earrings Set

MEDIUM



Eyeshadow

MEDIUM



Fairies

HIGH



Fairy Garden Blooms Placemat

MEDIUM



Fairy Magic Placemat

HIGH



Fantasy Dress-Up Set

HIGH



Fashion Doll

HIGH



Fashion Earrings - 3 Pairs

MEDIUM



Fashion Girl Doll Black Hair

HIGH



Fashion Girl Doll Blonde Hair

HIGH



Fashion Jewelry - 3 Skulls

HIGH



Fashion Jewelry - Silver Bracelet with Red Jewels

MEDIUM



Fashion Necklace - Lucky Star

HIGH



Fashion Stylist

HIGH



Favors Surprises

MEDIUM



Flannel Back Tablecover

HIGH



Flannel Back Tablecover with Snowmen

HIGH



Flower Earrings

MEDIUM



Garden Knee Pad

HIGH



Gel Sticker Clings

NONE


Glitter 4 Girls Tattoos

LOW



Glitter Backpack Keychain

HIGH


Glow in the Dark Fun Glasses

LOW



Gold Chain and Earrings Set

MEDIUM


Green and Pink Flip-Flops

HIGH



Green Binder

LOW



Green Bowl

LOW



Grip Liner

HIGH




Grow Creature

HIGH




Haunted Tattoos

LOW



Headbands

HIGH



Heart Necklaces

HIGH



High Shine Nail Polish

LOW



Ice Rings

LOW



Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Bow

HIGH



Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Cross

HIGH



Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Heart

MEDIUM



Inflatable Dinosaur

HIGH



Interchangeable Hairgoods

HIGH



Jelly Clear Clog

HIGH



Jelly Clear Clog 2

HIGH



Jewelry Set

LOW



Juice Squeezer

LOW



Jumbo Necklace Gold Clock

LOW



Jumpin' Frogs

HIGH



Just Be Earrings

HIGH



Keychain Wallet

HIGH



Krazy Straw Mason

MEDIUM



Ladies' Handbag

HIGH



Latex Coated Palm Work Gloves

HIGH



Li'l Playdate Pal

HIGH



Lipgloss Wand and Comb Set

LOW


Mermaid Sirene

HIGH




Mini Appetizer Spoons

LOW




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