Wednesday, January 13, 2016
A real Craigslist ad? Or a fake Craigslist ad? You decide.
I work in the oilfield (mid 20’s) and have no time to date so I’m looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word “Home” in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it’s raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you’ll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation…..!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks.
The only thing that seems suspicious here is that he doesn't mention body size. If he really meant this, he'd specify "must be between 5'6" and 5'8" in heels and under 115 pounds". So this is obviously concocted. It did stir up a lot of concern among law enforcement when it first appeared, who for some reason didn't think this stuff is a laughing matter. And it isn't. There's this utterly repellent sense that this "homeless girl" should be grateful for this wonderful opportunity to get in out of the rain. For the price of a few blowjobs and whatever other sexual stuff he wants, plus doing all the cooking and cleaning and washing his stinking underwear, you get all this: hot bubble baths, "coco", playing mindless video games, and lots and lots of cuddling on the sofa. What's worst about this thing, though, is the fact that it might even be real, and there might be people desperate enough to reply.
I think I'm going to be sick.
Tuesday, January 12, 2016
The stars look very different today
Ground Control to Major Tom
Ground Control to Major Tom
Take your protein pills and put your helmet on
Ground Control to Major Tom (Ten, Nine, Eight, Seven, Six)
Commencing countdown, engines on (Five, Four, Three)
Check ignition and may God's love be with you (Two, One, Liftoff)
This is Ground Control to Major Tom
You've really made the grade
And the papers want to know whose shirts you wear
Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare
This is Major Tom to Ground Control
I'm stepping through the door
And I'm floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today
For here
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
Though I'm past one hundred thousand miles
I'm feeling very still
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell my wife I love her very much she knows
Ground Control to Major Tom
Your circuit's dead, there's something wrong
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you hear me, Major Tom?
Can you
Here am I floating round my tin can
Far above the Moon
Planet Earth is blue
And there's nothing I can do
At the Dollar Store: do you know what you're buying?
Sample Listing - danger levels of various Dollar Store products (A - M)
1 Inch Poly Binder
LOW
10 Piece Storage Set
LOW
100 Mini Lights
HIGH
3 Pack Squeeze Ducks
HIGH
3 Ring Binder
LOW
50 Mini Indoor Lights
HIGH
5pc Formula Car
HIGH
60 in. Micro USB Cable
HIGH
8 Beaded Necklaces
MEDIUM
Adhesive Gem Strips
HIGH
Adult Poncho
LOW
Artificial Nail Set
HIGH
Auto Bucket
LOW
Avengers Assemble Backpack
HIGH
B'Loonies
LOW
Baby Bottle
LOW
Barrettes - Set of 8
MEDIUM
Baseball Base Set
LOW
Bath Toys
HIGH
Bath Tub Appliques
HIGH
Bathtub Fingerpaint Set
HIGH
Beaded Necklace
MEDIUM
Beads Perles
LOW
Beads Perles #2
LOW
Book Cover
MEDIUM
Bowling Set
LOW
Boxing Gloves
HIGH
Bracelet and Earrings with Brown Jewel
MEDIUM
Cancer Awareness Accessories HOPE
HIGH
Cars Bread Shaped Container
LOW
Christmas Straws
LOW
Christmas Window Clings
HIGH
Christmas Window Clings - Santas
HIGH
Clip-On Heart Earrings
MEDIUM
Clip-On Jewelry
HIGH
Coffee Shop
LOW
Cookie Tray Kit
LOW
Custom Grip
HIGH
Die-Cast Metal Hand Cuffs
HIGH
Double Sided Earrings
HIGH
Earrings Large Round Textured Edges 9 Pair
HIGH
Earrings Oval 9 Pair
HIGH
Earrings Small Round 12 Pair
LOW
Earrings Small Round Smooth Edges 9 Pair
LOW
Extension Cord 9 ft
HIGH
Extremely Me Blue Necklace and Earrings Set
MEDIUM
Extremely Me Dream Necklace and Earrings Set
MEDIUM
Eyeshadow
MEDIUM
Fairies
HIGH
Fairy Garden Blooms Placemat
MEDIUM
Fairy Magic Placemat
HIGH
Fantasy Dress-Up Set
HIGH
Fashion Doll
HIGH
Fashion Earrings - 3 Pairs
MEDIUM
Fashion Girl Doll Black Hair
HIGH
Fashion Girl Doll Blonde Hair
HIGH
Fashion Jewelry - 3 Skulls
HIGH
Fashion Jewelry - Silver Bracelet with Red Jewels
MEDIUM
Fashion Necklace - Lucky Star
HIGH
Fashion Stylist
HIGH
Favors Surprises
MEDIUM
Flannel Back Tablecover
HIGH
Flannel Back Tablecover with Snowmen
HIGH
Flower Earrings
MEDIUM
Garden Knee Pad
HIGH
Gel Sticker Clings
NONE
Glitter 4 Girls Tattoos
LOW
Glitter Backpack Keychain
HIGH
Glow in the Dark Fun Glasses
LOW
Gold Chain and Earrings Set
MEDIUM
Green and Pink Flip-Flops
HIGH
Green Binder
LOW
Green Bowl
LOW
Grip Liner
HIGH
Grow Creature
HIGH
Haunted Tattoos
LOW
Headbands
HIGH
Heart Necklaces
HIGH
High Shine Nail Polish
LOW
Ice Rings
LOW
Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Bow
HIGH
Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Cross
HIGH
Infinity Beaded Bracelet - Heart
MEDIUM
Inflatable Dinosaur
HIGH
Interchangeable Hairgoods
HIGH
Jelly Clear Clog
HIGH
Jelly Clear Clog 2
HIGH
Jewelry Set
LOW
Juice Squeezer
LOW
Jumbo Necklace Gold Clock
LOW
Jumpin' Frogs
HIGH
Just Be Earrings
HIGH
Keychain Wallet
HIGH
Krazy Straw Mason
MEDIUM
Ladies' Handbag
HIGH
Latex Coated Palm Work Gloves
HIGH
Li'l Playdate Pal
HIGH
Lipgloss Wand and Comb Set
LOW
Mermaid Sirene
HIGH
Mini Appetizer Spoons
LOW
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