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What's lower than zero? Worst movies ever made

And here it is: Rotten Tomatoes' list of movies with a zero rating. I've seen some of these, and while many are just plain bad, some (Leprechaun 4: In Space; Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer) are of the "so bad they're good" variety. Because I am sure you will want to know more about these movies, each title links to a Wikipedia entry. Did you think I went to a lot of trouble? I did. Nothing is too good for you, my darling readers: I go to the grocery store for you; I get up in the morning for you; most especially, I go on Facebook and tell the world how fabulous I am, JUST FOR YOU. You are almost as good as real people. In many ways, you are superior, because I don't have to look at your vapid face all the time and get tired of it.

I don't know how many of these there are, because I haven't counted. I got too tired out making gifs of They Saved Hitler's Brain, something I've been wanting to do for over 40 years. Can't get through them all? Then don't.

Name	Year	# Reviews	Ref
A Farewell to Arms	1957	10	[5]
They Saved Hitler's Brain	1963	5	[6]
Manos: The Hands of Fate	1966	11	[7]
Gator	1976	5	[8]
Empire of the Ants	1977	16	[9]
The Bad News Bears Go to Japan	1978	15	[10]
The Villain	1979	7	[11]
Heartbeeps	1981	5	[12]
Megaforce	1982	12	[13]
Zapped!	1982	13	[14]
Staying Alive	1983	24	[15]
The Lonely Lady	1983	10	[16]
Amityville 3-D	1983	17	[17]
That Was Then... This Is Now	1985	5	[18]
Rainbow Brite and the Star Stealer	1985	6	[19]
American Ninja	1985	5	[20]
8 Million Ways to Die	1986	7	[21]
Rad	1986	5	[22]
Deadly Friend	1986	7	[23]
Firewalker	1986	10	[24]
King Kong Lives	1986	9	[25]
Police Academy 4: Citizens on Patrol	1987	18	[26]
House II: The Second Story	1987	9	[27]
Jaws: The Revenge	1987	31	[28]
The Garbage Pail Kids Movie	1987	11	[29]
Return of the Living Dead Part II	1988	15	[30]
Police Academy 5: Assignment Miami Beach	1988	6	[31]
Johnny Be Good	1988	11	[32]
Mac and Me	1988	23	[33]
The Toxic Avenger Part II	1989	8	[34]
Police Academy 6: City Under Siege	1989	7	[35]
The Horror Show	1989	7	[36]
Sleepaway Camp III: Teenage Wasteland	1989	6	[37]
Heart Condition	1990	7	[38]
Loose Cannons	1990	17	[39]
Madhouse	1990	5	[40]
The NeverEnding Story II: The Next Chapter	1990	6	[41]
Highlander 2: The Quickening	1991	23	[42]
Return to the Blue Lagoon	1991	30	[43]
All I Want for Christmas	1991	13	[44]
Once Upon a Crime	1992	6	[45]
Prom Night IV: Deliver Us from Evil	1992	6	[46]
Deadfall	1993	5	[47]
Look Who's Talking Now!	1993	23	[48]
Benefit of the Doubt	1993	5	[49]
Car 54, Where Are You?	1994	14	[50]
Leprechaun 2	1994	15	[51]
It's Pat: The Movie	1994	11	[52]
Wagons East!	1994	29	[53]
Jury Duty	1995	12	[54]
Leprechaun 3	1995	5	[55]
A Pyromaniac's Love Story	1995	10	[56]
National Lampoon's Senior Trip	1995	7	[57]
The Big Green	1995	5	[58]
Big Bully	1996	8	[59]
Ed	1996	16	[60]
Plump Fiction	1996	5	[61]
Leprechaun 4: In Space	1997	6	[62]
Beauty and the Beast: The Enchanted Christmas	1997	7	[63]
Lulu on the Bridge	1998	8	[64]
Slappy & the Stinkers	1998	5	[65]
Simon Sez	1999	19	[66]
Shark Attack	1999	5	[67]
The Suburbans	1999	10	[68]
Foolish	1999	16	[69]
3 Strikes	2000	29	[70]
Heavy Metal 2000	2000	9	[71]
De Sade	2001	6	[72]
Teddy Bears' Picnic	2002	19	[73]
Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever	2002	115	[74]
Cinderella II: Dreams Come True	2002	8	[75]
Merci Docteur Rey	2002	22	[76]
Pinocchio	2002	55	[77]
K-9: P.I.	2002	6	[78]
Killing Me Softly	2003	22	[79]
The Singing Forest	2003	9	[80]
Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2	2004	45	[81]
Sex Lives of the Potato Men	2004	13	[82]
Mulan II	2004	5	[83]
Constellation	2005	20	[84]
The Truth About Love	2005	11	[85]
Kronk's New Groove	2005	6	[86]
I'll Always Know What You Did Last Summer	2006	6	[87]
Karla	2006	12	[88]
The Fox and the Hound 2	2006	8	[89]
The All Together	2007	10	[90]
Redline	2007	27	[91]
Sarah Landon and the Paranormal Hour	2007	12	[92]
Scar	2007	18	[93]
One Missed Call	2008	79	[94]
House	2008	12	[95]
Cover	2008	12	[96]
Long Weekend	2008	5	[97]
Strange Wilderness	2008	44	[98]
Sagan	2008	11	[99]
A Beautiful Life	2008	12	[100]
Surfer, Dude	2008	18	[101]
Echelon Conspiracy	2009	12	[102]
Super Capers	2009	17	[103]
City Rats	2009	10	[104]
S. Darko	2009	7	[105]
Home	2009	5	[106]
Homecoming	2009	24	[107]
Transylmania	2009	19	[108]
Stolen	2009	20	[109]
Shank	2010	10	[110]
Fred: The Movie	2010	13	[111]
Pimp	2010	13	[112]
Space Chimps 2: Zartog Strikes Back	2010	8	[113]
Kalamity	2010	17	[114]
Father of Invention	2010	15	[115]
The Last Seven	2010	8	[116]
The Nutcracker in 3D	2010	30	[117]
Raajneeti	2010	5	[118]
An Invisible Sign	2011	15	[119]
A Heartbeat Away	2011	13	[120]
The Abduction of Zack Butterfield	2011	7	[121]
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star	2011	35	[122][123]
The Undefeated	2011	15	[124]
Mercenaries	2011	7	[125]
Playback	2012	5	[126]
The Perfect Age of Rock 'n' Roll	2011	14	[127]
World of the Dead: The Zombie Diaries 2	2011	7	[128]
Swinging with the Finkels	2011	19	[129]
Run for Your Wife	2012	15	[130]
That's What She Said	2012	11	[131]
Confession of a Child of the Century	2012	11	[132]
Keith Lemon: The Film	2012	12	[133]
Elfie Hopkins	2012	15	[134]
Generation Um...	2012	15	[135]
A Thousand Words	2012	54	[136]
Last Ounce of Courage	2012	15	[137]
Four Lovers	2012	10	[138]
General Education	2012	14	[139]
Dark Tide	2012	19	[140]
Assassin's Bullet	2012	14	[141]
For the Love of Money	2012	7	[142]
Sir Billi	2012	5	[143]
InAPPropriate Comedy	2013	5	[144]
The Starving Games	2013	10	[145]
Stranded	2013	15	[146]
American Milkshake	2013	5	[147]
Antisocial	2013	6	[148]
Mission Park	2013	5	[149]
Once Upon a Time in Brooklyn	2013	6	[150]
I Spit on Your Grave 2	2013	7	[151]
10 Rules for Sleeping Around	2014	7	[152]
War of the Worlds: Goliath	2014	5	[153]
Best Night Ever	2014	13	[154]
Persecuted	2014	13	[155]
Pudsey the Dog: The Movie	2014	12	[156]
Behaving Badly	2014	12	[157]
Cam2Cam	2014	5	[158]
I Am Happiness on Earth	2014	5	[159]
Atlas Shrugged: Part III	2014	10	[160]
But Always	2014	6	[161]
Saving Christmas	2014	12	[162]