I don't want to do SQUAT today.  Everything seems pointless. I try to walk and find I'm on a treadmill rapidly moving backwards...

I've been on a bit of a Mark Twain kick ever since I saw a superb PBS documentary about his life a few months ago. I got a copy of the D...

You've got to ask yourself why you do this. Why, when it's already happened two or three times. It goes like this. After having publ...