After all these years, I think I've figured it out: a “good” wife keeps her legs open and her mouth shut. She is placid, obedien...

(Also known as Sort Out the Cloned Brunettes). Half of these photos are of Kate Middleton, and the other half of Paul McCartney's new ...

So, OK. . . what's on the top of my head today? I'm not halfway through my enormous Starbuck's mug yet, so who knows how cohe...