Oh Lor', oh Lor', we can't get OFF this topic now. I've known about this little monster ever since I wrote a novel calle...

I discovered another version of this rather awful song, very close to the one I remember from my wayward youth, but I just couldn't post...

You know those ol' guys (though I guess maybe some of them are girls, and I guess maybe some of them are me) who go on and on about...