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The Onion
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The Onion
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Tuesday, February 22, 2022
"Hello, my Baby" (or: time capsule full of shyte)
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Newly Unearthed Time Capsule is Just Full Of Useless Old Crap TOPEKA, KS—A deep sense of disappointment gripped the citizens of Topeka, KS, ...
Friday, December 4, 2015
"Sometimes these things just happen"
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NEWS IN BRIEF December 3, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 48 News · Guns · Violence SAN BERNARDINO, CA—In the hours following a violent rampag...
Monday, August 31, 2015
And I'll bet she isn't even a virgin!
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Virgin Mary Statue Crying For No Good Reason NEWS January 3, 2011 VOL 47 ISSUE 01 News · Religion WORCESTER, MA—Nearly a week aft...
Friday, July 17, 2015
Ooooooh, I love Onions! (or: Go Get a Book Deal)
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Child’s Description Of Heaven During Near-Death Experience Specifically Mentions Book Deal NEWS IN BRIEF July 17, 2015 VOL 51 ISSUE 28 Lo...
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