This thing is just unbelievably primitive, from the screechy adult-pretending-to-be-a-kid to the brain-dead-sounding Dad, and graphics t...

This is my first 40-second-long gif, and if it posts successfully it will be a miracle. Most people hate gifs because they are just one...

"Fraishness itself! That's Cahnation fraish milk at its best  in nourishment. Straight from the dairy, Cahnation fraish milk is...

I pared these down. No, really. There were about fifteen of them originally. I just couldn't stop. This creepy little ad for Suga...

   This doll was eventually yanked off the shelves when it was discovered that in addition to those long gumlike strips that spewed out ...

Most ads blow the big one, and most Walmart ads blow Moby Dick as far as I'm concerned (though I'm not quite sure what that means...

. . . Meow!. . .  Meow!. . .  Meow!. . .  Meow!. . . (bommmmm-bommmmm-bommmmm-bommmmmm) . . . Meow!. . . Meow!. . . Meow! . . . Meow...

I do try to get into the season. Not always easy, for there's something in me that resists. It's not just the Charlie Brown feelin...