I didn't get far with the Oscars tonight, bailed on it well before the end, telling myself I could always watch it on my DVR tomor...

Or not. But I can see it. Do I harp on this? Oh God. So I apologize to my three or so really loyal, die-hard readers who will soon...

For that small-but-loyal band of followers and merry men/women who have been patient with my Harold-rants for the past few years, le...