Friday, May 18, 2018
The worst ad in television history
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This thing is just unbelievably primitive, from the screechy adult-pretending-to-be-a-kid to the brain-dead-sounding Dad, and graphics t...
The Six Million Dollar Troll
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VHTF 3.5" VTG DAM TAILED TROLL W/SWIVEL HEAD, NEW SALT & PEPPER HAIR Item Information Condition: Used “He is in great...
Thursday, May 17, 2018
Some days feel like this
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Wednesday, May 16, 2018
Triggered: why do I have this gun to my head?
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I have been sitting here for hours, or perhaps months or years, trying to make point form order out of a seething ocean. And I know i...
Tuesday, May 15, 2018
Colonel Sanders and the lie detector test
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I don't remember anything about this commercial. I DO remember TV ads with the Colonel in them. He was the company, in a way, and wi...
Monday, May 14, 2018
The RackTrap - As Seen on TV
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I watched this video in disbelief, and then I watched it again (in disbelief). What's weird about it is that I can't find refere...
Saturday, May 12, 2018
I AM A MIGHTY BATTLE SHIP by David West
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After a long period of illness and near-incapacitation, David astounded me with one of his best poems, written only last night. He gave ...
Turtle magic
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Friday, May 11, 2018
My mother told me
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Three six nine, the goose drank wine. The monkey chew tobacco on the street car line. The line broke, the monkey got choked ...
Thursday, May 10, 2018
Kill me now
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Wednesday, May 9, 2018
Bentley sleeps with his eyes open
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Much as I love cats, there is something primitive, almost reptilian about their eyes. When Bentley is at a certain stage of sleep, his e...
I found a big mistake!
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We all love Rocky and Bullwinkle, right? No? Okay. That was just a rhetorical question. I have no idea if you like them or not, or ...
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