Chriiiiistmas, Chriiiiiistmas time is here. . . We revisit the horror of Alvin and the Chipmonks played at normal speed. Bentley wisely ...

Bentley is in there somewhere.

Things we didn't know about the Captain.

What's better (or worse) than one creepy Santa? A bunch of creepy Santas! I put this together from a whole lot of gifs, from a...

I'm very proud of this gif compilation from the Hula Cats Christmas video. Took forever to make, but lasts something like a fu...

                                                  I've fallen, and I can't get up.

Not a big pig fan, and I KNOW these little tykes end up as huge porkers (no matter what the dealers say about "a medium-sized dog&q...

And you thought Florence Foster Jenkins was bad? Listen to this. . . (and this, and this). I'm barely scratching the surface...

Perhaps my all-time-favorite Jingle Cats song. Best part: 1:53 to 2:06. My cat slept right through this.

       Grandpa, get DOWN!

Dark Disney: Pinocchio When people visualize Pinocchio, they see the sweet young puppet with a desire to be a real boy. The...

Click "fullscreen" at the bottom right to see/hear geriatric sex symbol Keith Morrison in all his silver-haired glory.

After wrestling for several days to post not one but TWO grotesquely dumbed-down versions of Poe's masterpiece The Cask of Amont...

Bentley, who is affectionate only on his own feline terms (unlike my daughter's cat Mia, who flings herself at you, and my son's...

Poe goes in circles in my life, or in cycles, or orbits, coming around and around again with his own spooky timing. I wasn't e...