Every time I think that I'm the only one who's lonely Someone calls on me And every now and then I spend my time in rhym...

To you - and only you, beloved readers - I offer up this truly strange artifact. Things are a little slow at Glass Character, ...

(I don't usually post journal entries here, but this one was so strange that I wanted to, for reasons unknown. These are among the l...

Do I really need to say much about these? I suppose people have been killed by plastic lawn darts, but it would take an awful lot of ...