All I wuz trying to do, see, was get out some Xmas wrap on those long tubes, I mean really really long ones s...

Maybe it's because it's Christmas, with all the feverish fund-raising that goes on. I don't know. But I am plenty pissed by...

Not too many people know this, but I'll tell you right now: Dylan Thomas was a really bad writer. He crammed adjectives together i...

THE ELEPHANT SONG Tong, tong, tong-a-tong, a-tong! That is thc rhythm of the elephant song, As the big grey elephants s...

This piece has become cornball over the years, kind of like Flight of the Bumblebee (which I hate: the only version I have ever liked i...

I'm just like anybody.  I have no interest in the Royals at all and at best find Harry's exploits - dressing like a Nazi, gettin...

To quote a well-known literary phrase: This is just WRONG. I leafed through most of the tracks, now posted on YouTube, on this stra...