Thursday, February 16, 2012

"I met him at the candy store": more dumb songs I like




 Is she really going out with him?




Well, there she is, let's ask her

Betty, is that Jimmy's ring you're wearing?
Mhmm.



Gee, it must be great riding with him

Is he picking you up after school today? Uh uh.










By the way, where'd you meet him?

I met him at the candy store

He turned around and smiled at me

You get the picture? (Yes, we see)

That's when I fell for the leader of the pack






My folks were always putting him down

(Down, down)

They said, he came from the wrong side of town







(What you mean when you say that he came

From the wrong side of town?)

They told me he was bad, but I knew he was sad





That's why I fell for the leader of the pack





One day my dad said, "Find someone new"

I had to tell my Jimmy, we're through





(What you mean when you say that

You better go find somebody new?)

He stood there and asked me why, all I could do was cry

I'm sorry I hurt you, the leader of the pack









He sort of smiled and kissed me good-bye

The tears were beginnin' to show

As he drove away on that rainy night

I begged him to go slow

But whether he heard, I'll never know





(Look out, look out!

Look out, look out!)





I felt so helpless, what could I do?

Rememberin' all the things we'd been through







At school they all stop and stare

I can't hide the tears but I don't care

I'll never forget him, the leader of the pack






(Gone, gone, gone, gone)

The leader of the pack, now he's gone





(Gone)






The leader of the pack, now he's gone





(Gone, gone, gone, gone)








The leader of the pack, now he's gone





(Gone)






The leader of the pack.









Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"A car full of kids and snow cones": really dumb songs I like








He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones






And the people cross town don't know his name
But on Franklin Pike Circle, he's king
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero

Well, at five thirty-five at
The corner of Franklin and Warner
A blue station wagon comes
Sliding around the corner





And on down Franklin Pike Circle
All you're seeing is a streak of blue
And pulls in the drive at the address of 1432








And he says, my head aches and my back hurts
And I don't feel like talking
Don't wan go the show to see Doctor Zhivago
Don't wanna take the dog out walking

I wanna sit right here in this easy chair
It's been a jungle all day, you know
The 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero is home







He was out pitching ball with the
Kids in the neighborhood yesterday
And the old major leaguer had to quit
'Cause he said he threw his arm away

And the kids all hid behind the hedge
And laughed at him but wouldn't let it show
Because they love him so,
He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero








He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones

And, you know people cross town
Don't know his name
But on Franklin Pike Circle, he's king
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero








Well, he won a little pony at the
Hill High auction just the other day
And he didn't mean to do it
And he wanted to give the pony away









When they called out his name
He tried not to claim it
But the kids started crying
'Cause they'd already named it








And who's up every Saturday morning
Saddling his new toy, you guessed it
The 1432 Franklin Pike Circle cowboy

He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones





During Christmas, took the kids
Down to see the floats
When he wanted to stay home
And watch the Baltimore Colts
1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero





Well, the ten-thirty news usually
Finds our hero is a sleepy head
And Peter's out somewhere wrecking the car
And the rest of the kids have gone to bed







So she takes his hand
They climb the stairs and he falls asleep
And she bends over him so tenderly
To kiss his cheek





'Cause she loves him so
And she's lucky, you know
To be married to the 1432
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero




He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones



Christmas time, he took
'Em down to see the floats
When he wanted to stay home
And watch the Baltimore Colts
He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero