Showing posts with label really dumb songs I like. Show all posts
Showing posts with label really dumb songs I like. Show all posts

Friday, April 27, 2012

Pennies on a track



This was the only video of this song that was remotely tolerable: most of them matched each line with Readers Digest/Ideals Magazine exactitude. "I love little baby ducks" (show the little baby ducks!), "old pickup trucks" (show the old pickup trucks!), etc. etc. to the point of agony.

I think this version maybe dicks around with the lyrics a little - Tom T. Hall, incredibly, was not allowed to say he loved grass on certain Southern radio stations, though he could love hay with impugnity. Make sense to you? So he changed it to "old TV shows, and snow." Ye gods.

Anyway, not to go line-by-line because I can't take it, I've scared up a few images that
"I. . . love. . .", and which seem to suit.

I Love

I love little baby ducks, old pick-up trucks, slow-moving trains, and rain
I love little country streams, sleep without dreams, Sunday school in May,
And hay
And I love you too

I love leaves in the wind, pictures of my friends, birds of the world, and squirrels
I love coffee in a cup, little fuzzy pups, bourbon in a glass, and grass
And I love you too

I love honest open smiles, kisses from a child, tomatoes on the vine, and onions
I love winners when they cry, losers when they try, music when it’s good, and life
And I love you too   



I love. . .little water babies when they swim like ducks




'n little boys 'n trucks. . .


 (And this truck too, it's cool.)



I love pennies on a track




and trains movin' slow when
 you have noplace to go.



I love guys laughing in bars, looking up at the stars




(. . . but I wish a squirrel'd do this to me.)




I love chickens when they squawk, people when they walk





(like this?)




and toke up and laugh and talk.




I love. . . bears in a stream




weird owls




and anything green.




I love gigantic black pups. Paper Starbucks cups.




Grimm's fairy tales





And life.







AND

I

LOVE

YOU

TOO.





Wednesday, February 15, 2012

"A car full of kids and snow cones": really dumb songs I like








He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones






And the people cross town don't know his name
But on Franklin Pike Circle, he's king
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero

Well, at five thirty-five at
The corner of Franklin and Warner
A blue station wagon comes
Sliding around the corner





And on down Franklin Pike Circle
All you're seeing is a streak of blue
And pulls in the drive at the address of 1432








And he says, my head aches and my back hurts
And I don't feel like talking
Don't wan go the show to see Doctor Zhivago
Don't wanna take the dog out walking

I wanna sit right here in this easy chair
It's been a jungle all day, you know
The 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero is home







He was out pitching ball with the
Kids in the neighborhood yesterday
And the old major leaguer had to quit
'Cause he said he threw his arm away

And the kids all hid behind the hedge
And laughed at him but wouldn't let it show
Because they love him so,
He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero








He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones

And, you know people cross town
Don't know his name
But on Franklin Pike Circle, he's king
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero








Well, he won a little pony at the
Hill High auction just the other day
And he didn't mean to do it
And he wanted to give the pony away









When they called out his name
He tried not to claim it
But the kids started crying
'Cause they'd already named it








And who's up every Saturday morning
Saddling his new toy, you guessed it
The 1432 Franklin Pike Circle cowboy

He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones





During Christmas, took the kids
Down to see the floats
When he wanted to stay home
And watch the Baltimore Colts
1432 Franklin Pike Circle Hero





Well, the ten-thirty news usually
Finds our hero is a sleepy head
And Peter's out somewhere wrecking the car
And the rest of the kids have gone to bed







So she takes his hand
They climb the stairs and he falls asleep
And she bends over him so tenderly
To kiss his cheek





'Cause she loves him so
And she's lucky, you know
To be married to the 1432
1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero




He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero
And you can see him every weekend
With a car full of kids and snow cones



Christmas time, he took
'Em down to see the floats
When he wanted to stay home
And watch the Baltimore Colts
He's the 1432 Franklin Pike Circle hero