Showing posts with label bad pictures of the Easter bunny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad pictures of the Easter bunny. Show all posts

Sunday, April 8, 2012

Bunnies from hell


It's Easter. A time of fun. Of frolic. Of hollow chocolate chickens and marshmallow thingies covered with yellow dye.

But something is wrong here. Very wrong. Someone, somewhere must have a horrifying concept of what the Easter Bunny really looks like.  These photos are documented proof.



Little children understand. This isn't really the Easter Bunny. It's a predatory beast who shows no mercy to sweet little girls who only want a few jelly beans to take home with them.

(This experience was permanently stored in the traumatic memory bank.)



The grafted-on head of molded plastic is a nice touch, but where did it come from? And what's that thing in his hand? It's either an explosive device or a 40-pounder of vodka.



I wouldn't bring this thing out at Halloween. I'd burn it. The little girl seems to have given up hope.



NOW IT CAN BE REVEALED: Peter Cottontail's allegiance to the KKK!



Bringing Easter joy to every girl and boy.