Showing posts with label Camel Blues. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Camel Blues. Show all posts

Sunday, April 21, 2013

Where did this come from?????



Camel Blues




If you steal a camel, I’ll have to make a bet
You’re better off with a stringy marionette.
A real one doesn’t make a good pet
‘Cause it drinks once a year, and gets you all wet.




If you’d like to be in the worst kind of debt,
Bring home a camel, then take it to the vet.
“He’s covered with sand! He’s a lousy pet!”
The bill is $90.00, not gross but net.




It’s true, he’s the worst thing you’ve ever met,
‘Cause he tries to run away, and you have to grab a net.
After a while, you decide you’ll just let
The creature fly away on his own hired jet.