Wednesday, January 13, 2016
A real Craigslist ad? Or a fake Craigslist ad? You decide.
I work in the oilfield (mid 20’s) and have no time to date so I’m looking for a homeless girl that wants a place to stay . You do not need to work just cook clean and bedroom fun. I want someone I can chill with watch movies with and play PS4 with and gamer girls are a plus. You go from the streets to a big comfortable bed , hot bubble baths , and good food and a person to cuddle with on the couch. I want a girl to take to movies walks in the park , and to share hot coco with when the winter comes. You must be drug free and willing to stay that way. I have a high sex drive and love to cuddle. If this sounds like something you would be willing to try please send a couple pics to prove you are real and put the word “Home” in the title. You must swallow. I am real and it has been a little rainy lately, in fact it’s raining right now and all weekend!! Any RACE is fine under 25 preferred. Any older than that and you’ll come with an attitude and blame me for your situation…..!! Hope to hear from you soon. Thanks.
The only thing that seems suspicious here is that he doesn't mention body size. If he really meant this, he'd specify "must be between 5'6" and 5'8" in heels and under 115 pounds". So this is obviously concocted. It did stir up a lot of concern among law enforcement when it first appeared, who for some reason didn't think this stuff is a laughing matter. And it isn't. There's this utterly repellent sense that this "homeless girl" should be grateful for this wonderful opportunity to get in out of the rain. For the price of a few blowjobs and whatever other sexual stuff he wants, plus doing all the cooking and cleaning and washing his stinking underwear, you get all this: hot bubble baths, "coco", playing mindless video games, and lots and lots of cuddling on the sofa. What's worst about this thing, though, is the fact that it might even be real, and there might be people desperate enough to reply.
I think I'm going to be sick.