Monday, March 3, 2014

Rob Ford on Jimmy Kimmel: pounding 'em back

Rob Ford sneaks a quick one on Jimmy Kimmel. Ford was so intoxicated that he didn't even realize he was being eviscerated in front of millions of people. All Kimmel had to do was show the video evidence of Ford falling down, swearing in Jamaican, uttering death threats and knocking down old ladies to have the audience in horrified stitches. Meanwhile RoFo believed the jeering laughter was a sign of admiration and even adulation of his greatness. Did Kimmel genuinely dislike Rob Ford? I think so. I think he thinks he's a scuzzbag, and he'd be right. But it's too bad we have to resort to showing videos of  drug-abusing sociopathic pricks to get a laugh.

Ten Signs that you're Harold Lloyd

Ten signs that you’re Harold Lloyd

You can’t do a thing with your hair.

Your glasses have no glass in them.

You see everything in black and white.

You have a compulsive need to dangle from clocks.

When you talk no sound comes out.

Heights make you dizzy.

You're often left holding the crank.

No matter how much trouble you're in, you're always polite.

You often hear the phrase, ‘How did he do that?”.

You always get the girl.