Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Paperback writer (paperback writer)




Paperback writer


Paper back writer (paperback writer)

Dear Sir or Madam, will you read my book

It took me years to write, will you take a look






It's based on a novel by a man named Lear

And I need a job, so I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.





It's a dirty story of a dirty man

And his clinging wife doesn't understand.

Their son is working for the Daily Mail,







It's a steady job but he wants to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.







Paperback writer (paperback writer)






It's a thousand pages, give or take a few,

I'll be writing more in a week or two.

I can make it longer if you like the style,

I can change it round and I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.







If you really like it you can have the rights,

It could make a million for you overnight.

If you must return it, you can send it here

But I need a break and I want to be a paperback writer,

Paperback writer.





Paperback writer (paperback writer)

Paperback writer - paperback writer

Paperback writer - paperback writer



2 comments:

  1. Steamy. What's wit' Hem and the blunderbuss?

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  2. Just a favorite shot (!). I read all his books in paperback, too. . . maybe I should include another image, make it less obscure. . .

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