Monday, April 22, 2013

MUGATU!: or, Battle of the Star Trek Monsters

We all know the Gorn,
and since I was born
He always scared me silly.

He attacked Cap'n Kirk
Cuz he wuz such a jerk. . .
Such scenes always gave me the willies.

But then came a blur
Made of spikes and fun fur
Mugatu was  mean and unkind

He was six different monsters
Kind of all stuck together
Desilu couldn't make up its mind

But old Furr-a-saurus 
Had to join the angel chorus
When Bones went and whipped out his phas-ier

It went zap and kazoom
And the monster went boom
Didja ever see anything craz-ier?

Just in time for Earth Day. . .