Wednesday, January 30, 2013

There is always one more. . . doll

I don't know what gets into me, I really don't. I can't leave it alone, and I never could.

A few posts ago I was talking about fan art, which I've never done before, mainly because I have no artistic sensibilities whatsoever and can't draw or paint to save my life. Once during a manic phase, I did a lot of abstract painting and was convinced it was REALLY GOOD and went around scanning it and sending it to everyone. Unfortunately, it was shit. I had no idea why everyone seemed so embarrassed.

I don't know how artists do it, except through true talent and determination.

I can't leave it alone. These dolls, these alabaster time-travellers created by the mysterious genius Marina Bychkova (a Vancouver girl, I'm happy to say) pull something out of me, something equally strange.

I want to unjoint them and take them apart and see how they work, or at least dress and undress them. Why? What's the matter with me? I hated dolls as a little girl.

I didn't even have any, except an execrable Debbie doll with a big head and permed black hair like my mother's, and an even worse one called Miss Debutante. Does the average eight-year-old know or care what a "debutante" is? It's a strange term at the best of times, and like "chatelaine" it has no male equivalent. I used to call her "Miss De-BUT-ton-ty", when I called her anything at all.

I did mummify my Barbie, and got some strange looks for it, even from my schizophrenic brother Arthur who seemed to be from some other planet. What can I say, I loved mummies and hated Barbie and it seemed like a good solution.

I can't play with dolls even now, I can't afford one as good as these, and feel a bit silly prowling around doll shows where people just hoard them. So this is my only way of playing. 

I have to reveal a secret: while I played with images today, I worried about a medical test I'm having in a week. I don't feel well and I haven't for some time, though as usual nobody has a clue about it because "you seem fine to me". When you've hidden depression and other kinds of wretched imbalance for nearly 60 years, you get awfully good at it.

This seems to be "physical", meaning "not my fault" and "not something I'm just making up to get attention that I could snap out of any time I wanted to, except I don't want to". It's weird, because part of me hopes there's something wrong, or at least something they can locate, so it won't be one of those vague situations where you KNOW there is something wrong but no one in the medical community will acknowledge it.

It seems a bit idiotic to say, "Gee, I sure hope they find something wrong."

But I do.

I have another secret, and now I will reveal it. I wanted to use one of those hideous birds by Hieronymus Bosch in my "fan art", but discovered it really wasn't do-able, any more than my equally bright idea to make my own Russian nesting dolls. But I did find this, some sort of hawk making that screaming noise they do. What struck me is that its mouth was a perfect mother-of-pearl-looking heart, so I used that as a basis for my fan art, or desecrations, or whatever they are.

It just worked so perfectly. 


  1. I hope they find NOTHING wrong... I hope you live forever.

  2. Awwwww. . . I appreciate it, my friend. "Nothing wrong" would be the best scenario, but if something IS there I want to know about it/fix it, mainly so I can get off this subject and turn my morbid imagination to other things!

  3. Love that "fan" heart. I've been down with the flu all week. Graaaaaadually getting over it. Good luck with the tests next week. I'm with Nancy on that one.

  4. I'm trying to convince myself, look, I never have anything wrong with me, so. . . Statistically, I probably don't. But, like a gambler on a winning streak, might my luck suddenly run out? Who knows. Let's just get it over with! Imagine looking forward to a colonoscopy.

  5. I woke up in the middle of mine. Watched it on the overhead TV awhile before I realized what it was, then I felt it, complained and they knocked me out again.

  6. I've always wondered about that business of watching it. What if they suddenly find this honkin' huge tumor? What do they say to you? Hey, look at that! Oops, I guess you're out of luck. Hope you wrote a will. Jeez. . .

  7. I was supposed to be out thru the whole thing. Woke up and thought I was watching an episode of House.

  8. I'm not going to be "out", just sedated. When Bill had it done years ago, he got no sedation at all.

    Will I think I'm in an episode of Time Tunnel?

  9. My hat's off to Bill. You may change your mind once the probe is inserted and starts snaking around. Probly too late at that point.,