This is very very weird, guys,
Cuz whenever I do see
A photo of Woody Allen
Standing beside Soon-Yi -
He starts to look like someone else
Some other kind of joker:
We wonder why she isn't fooled,
Cuz Woody ain't no smoker.
And when he plays at Michael's Pub
to get his musical kicks,
He goes through lots of clarinets
Cuz he EATS the liquorice sticks.
Although he needs his analyst
To hear his angst, and moan
He locks his door, so Woody leaves
A message on the phone.
This must go back a long long way
Cuz it looks like Diane Keaton:
We don't know why the goat is there,
Or why it isn't bleatin'.
But this-here's weird, it's way, WAY weird
A science project skewed:
If these two fused like Brundlefly,
They'd be very smart: but screwed.